Ya ever just wanna pick a fight with somebody? Maybe just for the sake of keeping your significant other on their toes, because after all, angry sex is the best sex. Or maybe just to see what someone is made of, or even just because you're bored at the moment. We all get that itch just to push somebody's buttons in a passive aggressive manner from time to time and the next time it happens to you, I have a suggestion for a topic. Forget the toilet seat drama, or the way they fold laundry or the dumb way they say library (for the record, its library, not lie-berry for fucks sake, legit drive me batshit bonkers), my suggestion, talk potato chips!!! With all the different combinations of chips you will NEVER agree on them, ever. Between all the different flavors, sour cream & onion, salt & vinegar, bbq, pizza, cheddar, just to name a few. Then there's plain or rippled (for her pleasure). Do you want them baked, kettle cooked or fried? Then there's the dip factor, do you scoop or dip? Then the brand, do you want them out of a bag or do you wanna fist fuck a pringles can all night? This is the perfect opening for ur little self created tiff.
If all else fails... then u drop the bomb. You go for the side piece of all chips for this #sidepiecesunday argument. Forget regular potatoes... they're for regular people, I'm talking going nuclear w Sweet Potato Chips, like these beautiful bastards. Super thin sliced sweet potatoes, twice fried and seasoned with Old Bay, Salt and Cilantro, have mercy.
And if you do find that someone who u agree 100% with on chips, either marry them yesterday or be their ride or die, best friend forever!!! So lemme know, what's your favorite kinda potato chip? Comment below and Happy Dads Day to all the good dads out there or for any moms pulling double duty
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