Average human being:
-spends ~75 years on earth, has it’s ups and downs but for the mostpart can be called a sufferable existence
-never has much significance, feels like a passing grain of sand
- dies and spends eternity in hell because they didnt say sorry for being born to the big man in the sky
- spends 33 years on earth, has it’s ups and downs but was treated like a king for the mostpart
- gets hella gifts from 3 old dudes when he’s born
- has a loving and supportive mother and father who never split even though the father knows the kid aint his.
- is practically a rockstar his whole life, one of if not THE most memorable humans in recorded history
- gets stabbed, gets some nails in his arms and legs, gets poked with a few thorns, dies and goes to hell for 3 days and walks around like he’s hot shit because of it.