//A little Comedy on this Monday evening.. Am I perfect? Nope.
Do I have imperfections? Tons.
I have an eye that floats where ever it wants..so who the fuck am I??Hahahaha (false eye issue)
Here's the problem...
The space between your thighs. Wow. That was aggressive. Let's move on. Lolol
I'm not trying to look, or be a creep, or criticize your life. I'm not. I want to help. I mean, especially if it's a structural situation, or birth defect. I will program and coach you through this journey. Strong. Lean. Thick. Thighs. Let me fill that space between your legs.
Positives of having thick thighs. - Possible sign of strength or power
- Possibly have people avoid sitting next to you on the train.
- Filling those jeans ever so gloriously.
- You are winning the battle against anorexia.
- Possibly have the ability to cook well. POSSIBLY.
- Automatically 70% more attractive then Boney Barbara.
- Having the ability to conveniently hold items between your legs.
- Your face sitting skills increases your partners hormone levels, and in turn guarantees the penetration phase to be as magical as if only read about in a fictional fable.
- Advantage when your fun reps partner thinks they're done enjoying your pussy, but you didn't cum, so you just start squeezing his head with your thighs silently letting him know...he ain't goin nowhereeee...Hahahahaha