I don’t like dogs, they make me feel scared.
I eat Polly’s food when people aren’t looking.
I let people kiss my feet, although I’m meant to hate it.
I try and push my curfew as late as possible, staying out until 10pm is a good run.
I like to drink water from the bird bath.
I get told off if I cross the road, but they don’t know that I love to poo at no. 33.