Meet Green Mama
Tbe Ultimate Comfort smoothie Or Green Parent if you prefer a more gender neutral term.
This is that smoothie that you want when you want thick, creamy, sort of guilt free, healthy treat . Guilt because its quite sweet but then you tell the guilt to go to hell you have spinach AND celery making an apperance here...as in two greens ?!?!? No time for guilt. Redeem your time, love, redeem your time and drink
The Green Mama is spinach, celery, dates (which I threw in panic-stricken that my smoothie would tastes horrible and green but it totally didn't, so this step is optional) and some fruit I found lying around - pineapple, mango, banana. Superfoods needs must, so chia was definately in. and then I dropped a dollop of cashewbutter because why not.
Fam. This smoothie is the real deal. I am sitting here with my belly resting on my thighs after drinking two small glasses and I am at complete peace with the world and with myself. It's like the hug of a loved one. Its a hug from the inside. That is the power of this smoothie.
Also this smoothie is divine because you wouldn't need to eat anything else after you partake of this mixture. It belongs heavily in the meal replacement leagues and is the holy sacrament of" I want something but I don't know what is." No, not sweets not cigarettes not calling that skanky ex boyfriend. Make this smoothie and drink it. This will satisfy all your needs because, lafy green goodness and fruit is literally saving grace.