This is called the chi chi. Omg. Cmere chi chi. I actually found this little tasty treat while looking for an Instagram for La Mexicana in tillamook. I came across a post by someone named @zoevanb, a derby skater from what I saw, and I had to drink it!
I showed my super upbeat and helpful waitress a picture... And here you have it... The #chichi! Which by the way would be AMAZING with real ice cream, or yogurt, or maybe even some avacodo to thicken up the blend.