Decorating for Christmas. "You surprised to see me, Clark?" "If I woke up tomorrow with my head seen to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now." "Merry Christmas little fella. We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone." "Yeah, open up. It's Santy Claus...and his elf!"
"This is my house, I have to defend it!" "He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny!"
"You'll shoot your eye out kid!" "I passed through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gumdrops, and the I walked through the Lincoln tunnel." #christmasvacation #achristmasstory