Day 4 of family of 4 holiday in Egipt: responsible for being no where near calming 40 minutes of almost non-stop double crying, screaming, drooling and (a premiere) hitting me.
Daddy out snorkelling to see the reef. Real wilderness going on right in our room, though.
Sorry everyone at #jazzaquamarine , Hurghada and probably all known beduins. I even tried breastfeeding with a screaming snotty toddler princess literally on my head.
Daddy finally saved the day with ice cream, we're wordless. I'd use another W word for myself but I promised to stop self hating.
#Meanthingstoddlersay: "I'm scared of you and you are very ugly. I don't like you". So teen years are supposed to be harder?? #asasuntzilelemele #unabunazecerele #vacantacucopiii