Here’s a photo of the time I nearly fell off a 50m cliff. Just kidding mum, there was a good 45cm between the fence and the edge of the cliff and some sturdy dandelions to hold onto if I’d slipped. •
Speaking of dandelions, I had one as a garnish on a cocktail once. The Landmark in Palmerston makes cocktails and it just so happens that I’m playing there today from 2pm so come watch me do high jumps off the stage and drink dandelion cocktails.