Ok lets wrap this puppy up. The exciting conclusion to
Bigger, Faster, Boom!
Starring #bugsbunny #lolabunny #foghornleghorn #wilecoyote and #roadrunner
BUGS 1: So?
BUGS 2: Did he win? Did he get da woyld record? .... SFX: Ding! Ding!
FOGHORN: You bet. I say, you bet he did!
FOGHORN: Wile's run was one for the books. The history books, that is.
BUGS: Ya don't say.... PANEL 4: Wide shot. Bugs' POV. His hands hold a yellowed newspaper clipping. Crumbs dribble onto the paper. The headline announces, 'First Coyote in Orbit!' with a picture of Wile floating in space above the Earth in a seated position, looking nonplussed, still wearing his helmet and holding the steering wheel, not attached to anything. Another illustration labeled 'The Path of His Record-Setting Launch' shows his rocket blasting straight up from the race track. The newspaper copy trails off at the bottom of the clipping.
FIRST COYOTE IN ORBIT
Wile E Coyote, billionaire inventor and test pilot, floats in Space above the Earth.
Satellite imagery and the most powerful ground-based telescopes confirm, Wile E. Coyote has become the first member of Canis Egotisticus to overcome the Earth's gravitational pull and achieve orbit. This tremendous feat of guts and engineering was accomplished during the annual Land Speed Record Championships, held in the high desert between Nevada and California. “Quackery! All Quackery, I say,” was the verdict from English competitor Daffy Duck. who finished dead last in this year's event.... THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!