"spice it up" uhm, excuse me, I spice up my porn habits by jerking it to snuff gore futa toddlercon. Hell, that's vanilla even for me. You find disturbing porn on exhentai? 4chan? Gelbooru? That's pussy shit. I know dark web shit that would make a sane man's dick retreat into his body and shrivel up as he shits his pants. And that's the vanilla stuff to me. That's the minimum needed for me to get erect. If I wanna cum? It isn't enough. That's MAYBE enough for a drizzle of precum, and only if I haven't fapped in a while. No, I need something even more depraved to get off. Something so intense, kinky, and vile that even the FBI doesn't monitor its distribution in fear that every agent would get PTSD. It's an abomination of porn. Eldritch horror. Forbidden secrets. And I conquer it with my cock. So you wanna talk degenerate? I'll talk degenerate. I'll tell you about all the degenerate porn that will fuck your sanity so hard that you'll never be able to turn back.
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