Once upon a time there was a porch being built. The woman was so excited to finally have a porch. The nice concrete man said come back in an hour and we can do handprints. So woman, man, and child come back to do handprints. Man, does a , woman does a , and it's child turn,. He decides the concrete is going to eat him alive and fights tooth and nail not to put his very tightly grasped hand in said concrete. Woman finally holds him down to do a , all the while child is screaming. Then child proceeds to kick the concrete smearing womans handprint. Then the nice man pulls out a Texas shape and a star, not the woman's thing at all but the nice man says it looks so good I'll put it by the door. Woman agrees and thinks if she doesn't like she can cover it with a door mat as nice man says put it by the door. Woman, man, and child leave to wash and calm child. Come back to porch and the Texas shape and star are in the middle of the porch. And man says too hard to cover it now. So woman, man, and child have a beautiful Texas and in the middle of the porch and to the side some shapes that could be handprints if you tilt your head just right. The End!
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