Jole: You can do side bends or sit-ups
Me: Maybe side bends a little but sit-ups are out.
Jole: But please don't lose that butt
Me: Oh, perf. Okay. That’s just a relief to hear you say that since I can’t anyway. LOLOLOLOLOL [wheezes]
Jole: Some brothers want to play that hard role & tell you that the butt ain't gol'
Me: Really? I haven’t talked to a new guy in almost, like, a decade. I had no idea that’s what they’re like now.
Jole: So they toss it and leave it...
Jole: And I pull up quick to retrieve it
Me: Well, that’s sweet. Thank you.
Jole: So Cosmo says you're fat
Me: I mean, Cosmo would say I’m pregnant, not fat...
Jole: Well I ain't down with that
Me: Thanks but like I said, they wouldn’t call me f....
Jole: 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’ & I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
Me: My waist is actually the hugest part of me right now... these affirmations are really unnecessary. Can we just tie my shoes so we can go on a walk?
Jole: To the beanpole dames in the magazines... // ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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