Hi everyone. We have a problem at the Palace. It appears the Waitriss has abandoned us again on a trip for the Workies. When Benny told me I didn’t believe him, but then he showed me this evidence. How could she do this? Again, the Houseboy is failing to meet our needs. Not only did he fail to play Ollie Ball last night, he also gave us kibble for second dinner! We don’t eat kibble for second dinner! And poor Sigmund. He’s not handling her absence well.