Left: TFW you posted to Instagram in the morning and got like 8 new followers, then checked back later and have fewer followers than before you posted, vs.
Right: TFW you remember reading blog posts advising people to basically follow everyone on IG and unfollow them as soon as they follow you back, because the follower to following ratio is somehow important, but you don't really care how, and doing that seems dumb, and you kinda feel sorry for people who do that, because Jesus, how insecure can a person be?
Anyways, thanks for following if you follow me, and to the people I guess I got duped into following, well, I hope my adding one unfollowed follower to your ratio helps you find whatever you're looking for in life.
Obligatory hashtags, which probably drew those people to my account in the first place:
Etc. (P.S. sorry if I am adding misleading hashtags here, those are the ones I use most often, and I added them here so my post might appear to the folks mentioned above. Anyways, have an awesome weekend!)