At the gas station at this guy starts talking:
Him: "Ma'am, are you happily married?"
Me: "Of course. Why do you ask?"
Him: "Because, you're beautiful, and I know quite a few ladies that are married but aren't."
Me: "Sorry, sir. I'm not one of those ladies."
Him: "Yeah, but there's also those that are but cheat."
Me: "Sorry, I'm not one of those either."
Another man comes walking out of the gas station, and ask him, "Can I help you , Sir? You're leaning on my car."
Him: "Sorry about that brother."
He walks to another car, starts leaning on it, by another lady that's getting gas as well: "Ma'am, are you married?" When Ringling Brothers is out of business, but the clowns still working. Come on Rocky, let's roll... #RockyPatel