When I was young and just a bad little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussy cat and bash its head
That's when my momma said
She said "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay"
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
The incomparable Steve Martin stealing the show with this hilarious song.
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