So I waited by the phone but that phone never rang
And I sang so loud so I wouldn't hear the bang
When the bang never came and I never got the call
Fuck it! Thank you! I love you all Aaaand that was my last shift. Pretty bittersweet to say the least but I'm kinda glad its over for the most part. Now, in the spirit of transition, it's only proper to share and compare my first day on the job vs the mid point vs my last day. The emotions are all real. Make of them what you will. I'll just be standing here in awe as I realize how progressively chubby I've gotten through the years.