7 weeks in Asia: Indonesia, Cambodia and the beautiful Malaysia.
1 earthquake, leaving devastation in its wake, life is easily snubbed out - make no mistake.
1 split open scalp which wasnt part of my plans, but what else can you expect, when diving into ceiling fans.
2 initial traveling companions who had to go home, their unfortunate departure made me head out on my own.
2 scooter crashes, gashes and scratches, returning the bike and facing the backlashes.
2 gang tattoos leaving bystanders bemused and confused, Cheeky Gentleman what? - I blame it on the booze.
3 missed flights, and $1000 lost, even if it was just for the night, fun times have their cost.
3 days at scuba school, learning how to dive, something to which I have always strived, being at the bottom of the sea makes you feel so alive and to everyone surprise I motherfucking survived.
5 nights overstayed at Mad Monkeys of Siem Reap, Grenades, Joss shots and Eiffel Towers jepordising my sleep.
5 members of the infamous CGC and a birthday ill never forget, diginity was an absentee - a quintet I'll never forget.
7 weeks of alcohol consumption, out every night on the trot, liver screaming at me - "Ben please make this fucking stop!" 12 extra guests to the tropical beach party, that night was a ripper, blueys, shotguns, coconuts and compounded hard liquor.
18 beds in Georgetown where we got absolutely Penang-led, she was going bloody great, until Isaac got strangled.
Plenty of other stuff to mention but I cant find the rhymes, but a memorable trip to say the least - splendid fucking times... #indonesia #malaysia #cambodia #travelblogger #gilitrawangan #CGC #balconybanter #ref #lombokearthquake #rat #kualalumpur #tipsytiger #reggaemansion #monkeydives #madmonkeysiemreap