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#totallynot#lol#photography#love#cute#TotallyNot#dog#sillydog#silly#puppylove#shihtzupuppy#sillygirl#shihtzu#adorable#mixedshihtzu#shorkie#dogofinstagram#Peace#cutie#puppy#adorbs#sketch#Willow#ceramicdogbowl#leadfree#madeinChina#dogbowl#sorrynotsorry#gay#fitness#totallynotblackandwhite#garnichttschwarzweiss

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OMMMMGGGGGG IM SEEEING @taylorswift IN 30 DAAAAAAAAAYS AWWWWWWYAYAYAV I CAAAAANT BELEVE IT πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—WHAAAA WHATAA IS MY LIIIIIFE !? #AMIREADYFORIT #TOTALLYNOT #reputaylurking #reputationtourtoronto #reputation #reputationstadiumtour


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Lil rodent on our grocery walk #rodent #hiding #totallynot #runaway


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I received a present ytd! Cant u tell im super stoked abt it? #totallynot


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I don’t just do gymnastics I bowl to lol #totallynot #justforfun #suckatbowling #lucky πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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A little bit about myself, Sam:
In September 2017 we found out I was pregnant! (First pic was two days before I found out). I weighed about 185 at the time and had just started weight lifting a bit with the hubs but stopped quickly afterwards for fear of injury of myself and the small one. I worked out maybe 3 times my entire pregnancy and because of that I gained about 48 pounds (I was about 233 when i gave birth). After I had our beautiful baby girl, I lost about 20 pounds. While being on my baby leave from work, I managed to gain 10 of that back. So I was about 220 in September 2017. I was the biggest I’d ever been and started to feel trapped in my own body. It seemed like as my baby was getting bigger, I was as well. Eating became a big comfort for me! It wasn’t until right after my daughters first birthday that I was like β€œokay! Enough is enough!”. The last picture in this is this is was a big eye opener for me and that’s when I said I needed to start trying to live a better life! So with my husbands help, we started to slowly start getting back in the groove of working out again and finding time! Which has been the biggest challenge since we have a small one now.
I don’t want anyone to read this and be like β€œomg she’s so motivational and has her life figure out” because I definitely do NOT! I struggle everyday with trying to keep the motivation to workout. I don’t actually enjoy working out, but I’m really hoping to start liking it as I get stronger.
My current goals are:
-To get to 200 pounds
-To run a 5k without stopping
We will see where it goes! 😬
#motivationalspeaker #totallynot #workoutgoals #workout #aboutme #gym #workouts #afterbabybod #fitness #instafit #instafitness #hotmom #not #futurehotmom #motivation #ineedmotivation


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Back in the pyjamas at @chris_rees_academy_ for bjj, then straight to MMA with @aidanjamesmma, teaching counter punching, which was awesome to learn 😁 #mma #bjj #training #gi #shouldbetired #totallynot #tatamifightwear


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Walking in the dunes, looking for shooting stars, sleeping in a cave, going from breathtaking views to breathtaking scenery... #wadirum #jordan #desert #scenery #sunsets #redsand #redmountains #bedouinlife #pretendingtobeadventurous #totallynot


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~ 153 // 365
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An effort to look a little less zombie-ish!πŸ‘»πŸ’‹πŸ’„πŸ˜


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If she spent her birthday party with us, we definitely could’ve gotten her a cake with candles. It would’ve been lit. (Yes, that was a pun. Wasn’t it fire? Okay, we’ll extinguish the jokes now)
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#RoeHipHop
#Family
#BdayShoutOut
#LaylaYouGotMeOnMyKnees
#BeggingYouToComeBack
#AndDanceWithUsAgain
#TotallyNot
#EricClaptonLyrics


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Would ya look at that
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#violetgin #cheekyspoons #wasntlate #totallynot


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QUICK PEDAL CHECK @ Old Westbury Country Club πŸ˜‚ pre-amplification warm-up with John Legend πŸŽΆπŸ€“ #harp #harpist #longisland #oldwestbury #NY #music #musician #warmup #camac #harps #littlebigblue #blue #practice #pedal #check #totallynotawkward #totallynot


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So ready to dive into all these pillows. #exhausted #partyanimal #totallynot


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I love making gifs from @gamegrumps 10 min powerhour
#totallynot #jizz #jizzface #egoraptor #mustwatch #notporn

Also, what does the binary code say?


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Took a few photos of @barettachch 's new seasonal menu items the other week...
Pretty tasty stuff.
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#food #tasty #meat #homecooking #totallynot #vegan #totallynot #vegetarian


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Obviously she knew it was a video 🀣 #totallynot #loveher @hope_515


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Was breaking down some cardboard boxes to put in the recycling and I turn my back on them for 0.5 seconds and the cat claims them.

Oh Willow... you evil but beautiful cat. πŸ±πŸ“¦ #boxes #cleaning #cat #beautiful #evil #cubbyhouse #cardboard #sweet #almostinnocentlooking #totallynot #kitty


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I needed a nice, normal, less try-hard picture so I changed my outfit, found an outdoor curved staircase with a balcony, and went for scholar who just published his 7th award-winning book. You know. Casual. πŸ“· @mercyest19xx .
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#casual #totallynormal #totallynot #photoshoot #vanity #streetstyle #casualstyle #mensfashion #polo #ralphlauren #yale #yaleuniversity #sunkengardens #garden #gardenparty #roadtrip #travel #likeforlike #cheese


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Gym + a run tonight. Am I going crazy?

#totallynot #maybe #someoneshoukdhavemetested #mybodyhurts


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Austin, as usual, you did NOT disappoint! Always so hard to leave. Are Tuesday scaries a thing? Because I think I’m having them! #nonecessary #totallynot #nosuchthingastoomanytacos #austin #texas #cincodemayo


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Taking an image, freezing a moment. And these are some precious moments of my life. Now, what I say, I have no words to describe the joy of this tour. As you all know that I'm a solo traveller and gathering the moments of every corner of India. and I'll doing this in future and as far as I can.
Mujeeb Khan
Self's Story Writer
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#Stairs #Love #Peace #Hot! #TotallyNot #Peace #PeaceOfMind #Nainital #Bhimtal #Tallital #Mallital #PtGBPantHighAZoo #Altitude #AltitudeLover #Relax #Free #Tired #NoWay #Uttarakhand #MyDiaries #CuteAnimals #Panda #Traveller #TravellerBlog #MyLife #FreeStyle #MyTravelBagIsMyLife


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When you know you're fast enough to powerwalk between rainstorms.

but you're not.
#totallynot #whatever #gintime


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Oh I’d still smack the sh*t outta someone! Can’t say my back wouldn’t hurt after tho πŸ˜‚ #thugmomma #lol #jj #totallynot


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This is my first #sevenwordstory I don’t know... do you like it? What does this story say to you, about you? Feel free to comment below. Enjoy!!
@allthingsselflove @hershininghalo β€’
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#paigeturner #writersofinstagram #poetsofinstagram #poetscommunity #writingislife #writingisbreathing #important #shesaid #totallynot #writingchallenge #writingnow #poetry


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In our most recent episode, I try to explain to @lilzilla56 that #vanhelsing is a better #movie than @dustinmeisinger’s choice #1999 #themummy
It’s a pretty intense #debate <link in the bio>
#totallynot #moviefights #hughjackman #brendanfraser #stephensommers


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Like a shag on a rock #totallynot #travelkid #moroccandream #tbt @kamele.dc


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#demons #snapchat #devilonmyshoulder #lol #supernatural #totallynot #freakingout #everythingisfine #homealone #nobigdeal #iamnotalone #spirits #heaven #hell #help #notcreepyatall maybe it was my inner hoe showing her face? Lol my filters were like this for a solid 5 mins haha


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And just like that, he disappears into thin air #totallymagic #totallynot #gottalovekids #wizardinthemaking


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β€’ WHAT I WORE TODAY! β€’ Totally rocking the mustard open circles today. I think this new style of dangle is my absolute fav. Super lightweight statement piece πŸ‘Œ
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Check out my insta stories to see these babes on, and get some amazingly on point, focused and professional insights into my brain and life... #totallynot #imamess #atleastimreal πŸ˜£πŸ˜‚πŸ’•


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Any club that plays Fall Out Boy and Panic at the Disco is my kind of club πŸ™ŒπŸΌ. Always a good time with my squad. Side note - I’m not high, I’m just extremely un-photogenic πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰πŸΌ
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#mysquad #thepostoffice #postie #frands #nightsout #bestnight #nonstopdancing #dancing #goodpeople #goodvibes #falloutboy #fob #panicatthedisco #ipanickedatthedisco #disco #yolo #noshame #nothigh #totallynot #photogenic


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Just posing before getting my hands on to the buffet.... #foodislife #totallynot#related#to#the#pictureπŸ€£πŸŸπŸŸπŸ•πŸ—πŸ–


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....PILES! *your least favorite adulting thing??? πŸ‘Ž
#mademelaugh
#SOnotthequeen #ihatelaundry #withapassion


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#Repost @willow_m33 ・・・
Does anyone know where to buy a lead-free ceramic dog bowl that is made in USA?? πŸ˜’
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@petsmart @petco need to promote more US products and of course, the well-being of our fur babies should be priority. My mommy said she just didn’t have any other option when she got this. I’m sorry, but I just don’t trust anything that is made in China. Especially, if it’s something we’re going to consume, apply on skin, or just anything our body will absorb. Their integrity is super questionable. They use plastic to fake food and trick the consumers. I mean, who does that??! #sorrynotsorry
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#dogbowl #madeinChina #leadfree #totallynot #ceramicdogbowl
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#Willow #puppy #adorbs #adorable #cute #cutie #silly #puppylove #love #sillydog #sillygirl #shihtzu #shihtzupuppy #mixedshihtzu #shorkie #dogofinstagram


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Does anyone know where to buy a lead-free ceramic dog bowl that is made in USA?? πŸ˜’
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@petsmart @petco need to promote more US products and of course, the well-being of our fur babies should be priority. My mommy said she just didn’t have any other option when she got this. I’m sorry, but I just don’t trust anything that is made in China. Especially, if it’s something we’re going to consume, apply on skin, or just anything our body will absorb. Their integrity is super questionable. They use plastic to fake food and trick the consumers. I mean, who does that??! #sorrynotsorry
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#dogbowl #madeinChina #leadfree #totallynot #ceramicdogbowl
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#Willow #puppy #adorbs #adorable #cute #cutie #silly #puppylove #love #sillydog #sillygirl #shihtzu #shihtzupuppy #mixedshihtzu #shorkie #dogofinstagram


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THAT'S IT. I'VE MASTERED IT. I am officially a one woman band. This is basically all drummers do right...just add some fancy dancy fillers in there and voila. All I have to work on now is my drummer face. #drummer #totallynot #isuck @taylorjamesharris


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I'm a firm believer in the saying that nothing works unless you do !! Facebook reminded me what I was up to this Winter (like I forgot πŸ™ˆ) But seriously, everything starts with an idea (for me it was a need, then an idea) but nothing works unless you do so #executeonyourideas and #bringyourideastolife don't be the person who has regrets ☝🏻#nowhatifs


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It’s Thursday. I slept through my wake up call...so here is a selfie.
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#cool #totallynot #somedayillbeabletoraiseoneeyebrow #rehearsalweeksgotmelike #sotired


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Same.


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here is a cringe worthy video to make your day;) #totallynot


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Because life is too fucking depressing to not have a donut once in a while. Or three...


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Caught a lion this morning while wandering in the jungle...🦁
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#totallynot #photoshop #lion #king #ikea #jungle #wallpaper #wtf1


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A pic of me... and my ceiling fan #ithinkimamodel #totallynot #selfie #shorthair #newdo #pose


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Back from my trip to #England in #1856
It was an awesome time! (I should go back; I've been meaning to ever since..)
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#timelord #first #regeneration #born #1303 #travel #souvenir #totallynot #photoshop #photography #initsinfancy


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bad ass look πŸ˜‚

#badass #indisguised #totallynot


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