Had a hoot at the launch of the new Farrow & Ball colour range last night, left feeling totally inspired. I’ve been thinking recently how much I’d really love to launch my own paint range. It could be called Crafty Colours and represent all the things that inspire me. Already started brainstorming colour names and here’s what I’ve come up with so far: ✨Areola whisper (already created that one, it’s on my pantry door!) ✨ Frenulum fury (Google it) ✨Hint of minge ✨Scrotum serenade ✨Flaccid fool ✨Coital flush ✨Semen haze ✨Mammary magic
I don’t want to boast yeah, but I think I might have been born to do this. What do you reckon? I'm all about collaboration so hit me up with your most inspired Crafty Colours names - I am DYING to hear them.