On dis day 5 years ago, I was on da stweet corner fweezin my buns off all by myself. Den dis wittle car pulled up and da door swung open and a wady said, “what you doin out here?” I said, “I don’t willy know, but who da hecks is you, Turkey?!” She said, “get in here before you turn to an iceco!” Even doe she was a stwanger, I jumped in her car because I had no options. I was starving and code and abandoned, so I fink I was at my wock bottom. Today dis stwanger is my best buddy in da world and I am da best fing dat ever happened to her. Wike, willy... she couldn’t imagine her wife wifout me. Not even for a second. Da moral of da story is to always get in cars wif stwangers. Just kiddin. Happy birfday to me, Maybo! And you welcome for changing yo wife, my buddy.
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