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by @rmarteenyweeny

Well well!! It didn't take long for @84world_ to block a nobody account like me. I asked a reasonable question of what talent can we expect from J|O and it got deleted and blocked, along with others. What a sham of an agency, signing on such "talent" and feeding her already big ego by only keeping LoVeAnDLiGhT pOsiTiVeViBezOnLy comments. 🙄 #LETSSTARTYOGA #writtenbyjessicaolie #createdbyjessicaolie #yogabullshit #depop #buymyclothes #plz


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by @disasteryogi

it's okay to not be okay.
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it's okay that loads of therapy isn't enough.
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it's okay that yoga and meditation alone are not enough.
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it's okay if you don't feel like you're enough.
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you are.
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and maybe this pep talk is for me.
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and the shame i still can't entirely wipe because i rely on this bitter pill to maintain a life that i'm able to get out of bed.
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it doesn't cure me from my depression and anxiety. but it helps me focus on living and healing that shame with a clearer mind. my depression and anxiety has been a lifelong battle that i couldn't admit until recent years. it's chronic. it's not just going to magically go away. it's constant maintenance and checking in with myself.
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and reminding myself that i am enough. i am putting in the work. and it's okay to not be okay 🖤
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#worldmentalhealthday #depression #anxiety #mentalillness #meditation #yoga #yogabullshit #therapy

North Charleston, South Carolina
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by @kathryngong

I don’t love this practice like I used to, but for longer then I’m thrilled to admit our relationship was more of the do-too-much-then-sit-around-and-wonder-why-it’s-not-texting-you-back-fast-enough kind. Pretty fear and insecurity driven, which spoiler alert is the foundation to exactly zero healthy relationships. (Prove it to me plz that I’ve been dedicated to you for something I can seeee!) I’ve tried to break up with it a few times, but something realer than the handstands or twists or #igyoga eyerolls always brings me back. Maybe the discipline, or the community, or the truths that seem to come out of absolutely fckng nowhere mid-pigeon. I don’t know. But I’m still here for it. Glad y’all are too. 📸 @jansalaz 💇‍♀️ @anastasialalla_hair


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by @rmarteenyweeny

I made a logical statement and I got #blocked and deleted! I must be such a #hater for not waking up one day thinking, "I want to START yoga by going upside down poolside in my bikini! " 🙄 Cool business practice yo.


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by @caulikween

🌊💙 there will always be more work... to stay up longer, transition smoother, breathe deeper... but for today, I’m happy to be up in the air and on the beach. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Things you control:⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Your effort.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Your beliefs.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Your identity.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Your actions.
Your attitude.
Your integrity.
Your thoughts.
The food you eat.
How kind you are.
The media you read.
How reflective you are.
How thoughtful you are.
The people you listen to.
The type of friend you are. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#handstand #yogabullshit #yoga #balance #graffiti #goals #fuelyourmind #healthymind #selflove #healthylifestyle #realfood #workout #health #holistic #fitness #nutrition #summer #gratitude #eatclean #wellnesswarrior #girlswholift #sheisnotlost #excercise #mindbodygram #patience #gratitude #inspiration #quotes #play #handstandtheworld #kindness

Ocean Beach
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by @rmarteenyweeny

Hey @instagram, how many reports do you need in order to take down pics and videos of vaginas and buttholes? Asking for the IG yoga community and young people subjected to these nasty images.


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by @r_to_g_n_more

“If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel – as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them – wherever you go.” – Anthony Bourdain
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#yoga #yogalovesme #yogaweston #yogaeastchatt #yogaview #yogaactitude #yogafestivals #yogaAndMusic #yogakleider #yogabaltimore #yogaformomandbaby #yogadeptstyle #YOGANOCONJCDENT #YogaChallengeYogi #yogastrology #yogaufa #YogaBrasilasana #Yoga2Go #yogaschool #yogaeverydamndaygb #yogasuffolk #yogagrams #yogamagazine #yogavatar #yogahaul #yogaflowbermuda #yogawithvishnudoha #yogabullshit #yogachallengeseveryday #yogaentrepreneur


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by @rmarteenyweeny

Since every one is up in arms again...who's going to call out the rest of clothing companies and their ambassadors here on IG? 🙃🐸🍵


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by @rmarteenyweeny

Okay but before y'all start writing your memoirs, can you at least contribute to society?! Y'all are the same, showing off your asses and vulva on Instagram. There is nothing interesting about it.


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by @nattalienattalie

☝🏼Многие задают мне вопрос: «Наталия, а вы преподаете медитацию?»🤦🏻‍♀️ Отвечаю: «да, конечно, преподаю.. - НО ТОЛЬКО В ТОМ СЛУЧАЕ, если вы мне сдадите ВСЕ ПЕРВЫЕ «4 ступени йоги».. и сдадите мне этот «экзамен» так, чтобы у меня не осталось никаких «вопросов на засыпку» - в противном случае - давать уроки медитации» - это чистой воды Шарлатанство, «развод лоха на деньги» ...И «руки, и ноги, и язык надо оторвать этим «горе-инструкторам»..которые на это согласятся...» 🖕🏼(хотя «нормальные деньги» - в наше время зарабатываются исключительно на «лохах» 😪...«Русская-Йога-2018» - Что я наблюдаю?: полная потеря смысла самой йоги... - йога-центры предлагают все большие скидки на абонементы.. народу убавляется даже на бесплатных тренировках у топовых инструкторов... а все почему? - да потому что в топовые инструктора вышли далекого не йоги.. Люди верят оболочке - жилистому телосложению, гибкому телу, проникновенному томному-взгляду, забывая подумать и о прошлом этого «гуру», и о его настоящем внутреннем мире..и что именно привело его в йогу.. Бесспорно у каждого есть свой «низ» ..ибо без низа нет верха... цветок лотоса (один из главных символов йоги) зарождается на дне болота..☝🏼 - но, уверены ли вы, что этот «Гуру раскрыл свой цветок лотоса» или хотя бы «поднялся со дна своего болота»??? ... - сейчас каждый - доказывает,, выпучив обиженные глаза, что он(она) СЕРТИФИЦИРОВАННЫЙ инструктор йоги или просто МЕГА-ОПЫТНЫЙ йога-практик... 🤦🏻‍♀️ - запомните ОДНО: каким бы не было «дно», «низ» человека... - если он сам практикует свои первые 4 ступени йоги менее, чем 10 лет.. - он не Йог))) и никакой «Медитации» он Вас Грамотно не научит... 🙏🏼♥️ - Кто со мной не согласен! жду на БЕСПЛАТНУЮ встречу... - если сможете опровергнуть мои слова и мое мнение... - публично приму на себя «позор общества» #всехлюблю #вмемдобра #natashamataji #натахайога #медитация #meditation #yogabullshit


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by @rmarteenyweeny

But does #yoga really have anything to do with dropping every thing we no longer fancy? School, marriage, scones, honest jobs?


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by @julesofwellness

Did you know 🤨

I love you yoga, but unless there’s science {I’ve never seen any, so if it exists, by all means let me know} to back these claims up, I really wish yoga journal & teachers would stop making people think that poses treat things like thyroid issues, asthma, sinusitis, etc... what the actual ...🤷‍♀️ The SCIENCE based facts are that any time you can get someone to connect with their breath & /or integrate with their central nervous system they stand a good chance of lowering their blood pressure, temporarily alleviating anxiety, unlocking their mobility, perhaps (& as far as asthma goes it is a big perhaps) facilitating better flow of breath throughout the lungs, etc... But again, as far as I know, no one pose can “fix” specific ailments. ::
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These claims then make students think we as teachers know way more about medical issues than most of us do. I actually had a student ask me about their swollen lymph nodes the other day. And it’s not like I didn’t want to help this person but.. I’m a teacher, not a doctor. It’s a completely different wheelhouse. ::
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And by the way, I told this student to discuss these concerns with their wellness provider because I know I have no business addressing that issue, can you say scope of practice ?
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:: Just like I wouldn’t expect the average thoracic surgeon to know how to teach a vinyasa yoga class, I certainly wouldn’t dane to answer medical questions or make medical claims about yoga postures. I’m good with staying in my lane on this one. If you teach, I hope you are too.

And @yogajournal I really hope you don’t still post things like this. #smartyoga


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by @rmarteenyweeny

Lol at this current movement of putting yourself first being spewed out by people here. Is cheating on your partner or going on foreign aid trips for photo ops not putting yourself first enough? 🤔Every choice we make for our own benefit is always about putting ourselves first, it's not that deep. 🙄 #influencer #yogainfluencer #socialmediafluencer #letsstartyoga #abasanas #yogabullshit #yoga #selflove #selfserving


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by @kathryngong

Y’all hang in there - six planets are in retrograde and I don’t have the first fucking clue what that means but we all know everything comes in waves. Chill, call your friends, do your work, then don’t. Be honest, kind, clear, then silent. Breathe. Hold your space. Play some music. Laugh at yourself. If all good things must end, the crazy will subside, too. ✖️✖️


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by @kathryngong

Siri show me four yoga teachers go to the Happy Place

HAPPY PLACE
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by @rmarteenyweeny

Except some of y'all have narcissistic tendencies and use #yoga as an excuse!!


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by @rmarteenyweeny

hmmm 🤔 any influencers who could live by this?


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by @julesofwellness

“Life is a bowl of cherries”
-someone that’s smoked too much of that false positive spiritual motivational coaching peyote :
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In case no one’s ever told you this: it’s okay to have bad days & negative emotions. In fact I hope you do. I hope you experience the entire emotional rainbow, because in order to heal, you’ve got to feel.

In a world where you can be anything, don’t choose be a fake it ‘til you make it robot unicorn cheerleader of a human. Be you, whatever it is in this or any other moment. It’s enough. You’re enough.

and btw I f’ing love cherries 💋

#makesmewhole #abundantlife


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by @lisa__hillyer

Yes you are. .
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#Repost @jayshetty
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Tag someone who needs to see this 🙌 It’s not what you are that’s holding you back, it’s what you think you’re not. We say things like “I’m not smart enough”, or “I’m not educated,” but may be you’re funny, may be you’re intelligent, may be you’re deep. The point is focus on what you are - self awareness!


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by @elliebernstein

This was the kind of stuff I used to teach. Tips and tricks on how to get deeper into your asana practice.
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I’m over it.
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BUT. There’s absolutely positively nothing wrong with it. The desire to go deeper into range of motion is NOT something to be looked down upon. The desire to teach people how to gain said ranges of motion is also not something to be looked down upon. Just because (a false sense of) spirituality currently sells better does not mean the aspiration to level up in your asana practice is somehow less evolved or whatever bullshit a bunch of yoga charlatans on instagram try to tell you.
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Yo. Lemme repeat that.
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Just because spirituality sells better, doesn’t mean the physical part of the practice is less worthy of your focus. .
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I say I’m over it because I just am. I can’t explain it. Teaching people handstands and headstands and how to flip the grip and all that was a huge part of what lit me up as a teacher for a long, long time.
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Until it just didn’t anymore.
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And I tried to force it. I tried to work my way through it. I told myself I was in a rut or a funk but it never passed. My personal practice shifted away from the physical and toward inner/shadow work and thus my teaching shifted too.
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And I’m ok with that. It took me a hot minute of trying to fit a square peg in a round hole, but I’ve come to peace with it and am now ready to shift gears with what I offer.
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But before I set about this journey of mine, and because it will inevitably be reflected here, I wanted to state for the record....do what feels right for you in the moment in which you are currently existing. Not the moment you think you should be in. Not what everyone else thinks is cool. Not what InstaYogaSusie says you should do. What feels right for you? You wanna learn handstands? Get your ass to class and do handy drills. Be focused. Be disciplined. Slay your goals and be kind to yourself in the process. You wanna chill the F out? Dive into yoga nidra, restorative yoga, and go get yaself Reiki’ed. And then just keep checking in to make sure that whatever it is you’re doing is best serving you in your current state. And if not? Shift that shit. 👉🏼💩

Washington, District of Columbia
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by @rmarteenyweeny

Lol leave me alone, you #bots are going out of business soon


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by @emmcnicoll

Trust yourself, please. #psychology #enddogma #yogabullshit #bediscerning


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by @rmarteenyweeny

So I gotta exhale #Instagram then


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by @kathryngong

Look the reality is I don’t know if you are where you need to be. But you do.


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by @laurenburkart

Oh that anti-marketing sector is great for marketing...branding is a lot like being fake to me. Brands are separate entities...aka @homedepot . You my love are not a brand. You are a person. Turning a person Into a brand is a lot like creating a separate personality. My brand doesn’t cook me dinner. My brand doesn’t make love to my husband. So then if you have a brand for yoga, life coaching, whatevs that is just you, it’s a fucking hat you have to take on and off. It’s just the fake personality that you want everyone to see so they give you money. And it feels a lot like prostitution. I’m not a brand. I’m a damn person that is so much more than a business. And I just choose to not commodify myself anymore. It’s probably horrible for business. Sanity usually is. 👍🏼 #yogamarketingtips #yogamarketing #brandbuilding #yogabullshit


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by @amymaybe

Feeling into new shapes and homes, canal-side in the suns hot smooches.

I’m more fleshy since I started eating for my hormone health. Thin, trim, toned or the like, is not healthy or successful > the body conditioning is deeeeeep.

So deep that I don’t even realize it’s still there. Sneaky af, the ego has many good tricks; seductive in the way it hides behind wellness.
Healthy is not vegan or paleo or keto or yoga. Health is unique to you. You do your healthy shit,
whether thats donuts and boxing,
meds and morning pages,
or yoga and steak.

Just Do You.

Health to me is feeling good.
And knowing what feels good takes a shit load of work. (The ego is a tricky mofo with this too).
Do the work. Create your own formula, and then observe as it continuously evolves. Nothing stays the same if we ever want to grow. As will our beliefs and ideas, about everything. If there is any one principle that gets me through all the layers without giving the fuck up;
it’s, stay flexible.
#wellness #yoga #yogabullshit #wellnessbullshit #doyou #dothework

Hackney Wick
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