Jon Bass@thejonbass

Professional Mormon, Moron, Lawyer and Lifeguard.

https://inktothepeople.com/houston-is-clutch-city

1,029 posts 81,398 followers 886 following

we are marshall. some baywatch fans LITERALLY ran into me. so i made them all slav.


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this photo represents what i look like barely 1% of the time but i’ll take it, also, i’m v excited about this!


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“The halloween party was great mom... yeah, no, the elf costume was a HIT!”


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i’m a jewish elf. i’m elfish.


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halloween costume?


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if you’re in NYC i HIGHLY RECOMMEND you go see “The Last Match” at the Laura Pels Theater. @mickiewicz gives a beautiful and hilarious performance and i’m so gottam proud of him.


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nyc is chicken soup for the soul if chicken soup was made with straight bourbon


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the composer composes. @kenmarino


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from my australian brother @dripcoffee


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My love and prayers go out to everyone affected by the horrible events that took place last night in Las Vegas. So horrible. #TimeToAct


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#puberme for @nickkroll and @stephenathome and #puertorico i’ve always been a very kind-looking lesbian. and watch #bigmouth on netflix which is sick and funny and v tight.


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amazing lady @jillianbell just came out with a clothing line and i literally just bought all of her shirts because i’m highly obsessed with them. go to neonwitch.com and be like me. #notanad #justlovethisladyandhershirts


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@morywise is amazing on the new show Statrek: Disery


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Julie: do you want to stand in front of whatever this thing is? me: yes i do.


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name that show


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my friend and fellow houston ian @dickfundy made these amazing shirts! All proceeds go to the Houston food bank. he's a mensch for doing this and you would be too if you bought one in support of the houston food bank! link in profile!


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❤️❤️❤️


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Great Barrier Reef is my new home. All other homes before and after pale in comparison. #fbf to @tap.dog and @jjward12 making me take photos too early in the gottam morning!

Great Barrier Reef
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PERSONAL NYC ALARM CLOCK


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Love running into OUR fans @therock
And thanks to everyone in Germany for the insane support!!!! Amazing that a movie can rise in attendance 5 weeks into a theatrical run!!!


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Such a cool photo! All the Arnold's together!!! #Repost @bookofmormon (@get_repost)
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The Book of Arnold! 🎨 @kaxen6


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"Part of being the perfect human is making the perfect boom" - @iamericafoster , 2017 outside @drafthouse


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Even tho baywatch is over I still believe in staying in TIP TOP form for when America Ninjer Warrior calls me up for the BIG TIME BABYYYYY!

Beachside Billy's at Volente Beach Restaurant & Bar
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Cool art. Cool friend. Cool city. And yet I'm sweating in every possible location.

Austin, Texas
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Another Father's Day, another year of posting shots of our dads when they were hot. Love you Aba!


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I ❤️ this


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That's enough of that. Time to go home. Thanks Australia. You're too HD.

Uluru / Ayers Rock
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Hey @therock I found your spirit animal in Australia! I call him Dwayne "The Roo" Johnson


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Daintree rainforest making me v horny 4 nature.

Daintree National Park
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Pretty views are better with friends

Cairns City
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