Awww look it’s the first ransom note I ever wrote.
Support your local roller rink/ cocaine dealers.
Baby boy’s first blunt.
I don’t usually do titles, but uh... WE ARE OFFICIAL!!!
I wrote a short story and recorded it for you to listen to because reading is for idiots. Link in bio. @amuseum.co
When I climb a mountain, I won’t come down until I get something good for the Gram. After 4 days surviving amongst bobcats, coyotes, and bros wearing tanks that read #NoDaysOff, I got it. God damnit I got it.
Finally got jumped into my mom’s street gang.
Henry Winkler AKA Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli AKA Fonzie AKA the Fonz once asked me for directions at this very location. I cherish that memory today, and everyday.
My most prized possession, you ask? There’s the summer home in Mykonos and my great grandfather’s Medal of Honor handed to me on the day of his death, however that junk pales in comparison to this painting of Paul Walker RIP gifted to me by @electrolemon.
My buddy @daezhen has a new album out called Fontana. It’s very good. Almost as good as his impression of Forest Whitaker pictured above.
Let this picture I took serve as proof that I am in fact a middle aged man.
Prom came and went, but the memories will last a lifetime.