Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ@ariia_o

BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Entrepreneur, Food Blogger, PhD Student
πŸ“Brooklynite Hiker living in NJ
🐢=@Marley_TheMinPin
πŸ₯—πŸ₯˜πŸ“·=@Figonometry_Eats

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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

I may look like Guardath/Wally or whatever else that fool called himself but I have the nose and attitude of MARIA πŸ‘πŸΌβ€οΈ


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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

Be careful out in this weather peeps ....it’s raining shady bitches ✌🏼


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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

The amount of duck jerky I gave this dude as a bribe for a selfie pic...and this the best I got...smhhh 😐


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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

Hoppin on that basic bitch express with this best nine shit....toot tootπŸš‚πŸš‚


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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

And on this day I killed a spider then nailed it to my front door as a warning to the other spiders 😑 ....for I need them to tell their fellow spider county men that HOMIE πŸ‘πŸΌ DONT πŸ‘πŸΌPLAY πŸ‘πŸΌTHAT πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
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EDITED: to the Vegetarian/Vegan foo foo blah blah that started dm’ing me about ohhh how could I kill a spider...SELF DEFENSE, he could have been trying to steal my tv, you don’t know πŸ˜πŸ˜‚...smhhh like it’s MY FAULT for killing a stranger that broke into my crib and was lurking around....with its beedy eyes and extra legs..shytttttttt


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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

Currently teaching my dog a new trick....it’s called throwing shade....the grasshopper has become the master πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ


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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

Before I address the fact that at 5 I legit look like I should be selling condoms with holes in them down a dark Chinatown alley in trench coat...can we please take a moment to thank the lord for my mama’s genetics πŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌ this beautiful creature was 41 here ❀️


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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

β€œBack in my day the WiFi made sounds....before I unplugged the phone to plug into my computer I had to make sure nobody wanted to make or was waiting on a call....access to the internet via dial up was also on these mystical magical thing called AOL cds”
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then this heffa asked me what a cd was so I told this lil 10 year old she need to get out my face with her youth....smhhh πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
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TBT PIC


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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

Step 1 of my 8 step mating ritual....I don’t wanna spoil it but step 2 involves blowing my nose and checking for phlegm πŸ˜œπŸ‘…πŸ™ˆ


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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

No makeup, no filter....just my big ole forehead and the self realization that with my hair tied I look like that dude with dreads in AVP πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜­


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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

So you expected me to not stand around the spiked punch saying β€œdrink the koolaid I’m Guyanese” ? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Aria Lesa πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

Some male appreciation for man’s REAL best friend 😜😜 .....(this was after a 9hr day trying to run my company, 5hrs at school and 2hrs photo editing for blog....so if you comment on my mascara I’m gonna make a voodoo doll and somehow steal your hair.... and poke the voo doo booty with chopsticks πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ)


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