Asya and Macintosh@asyaandmac

Hi, we are Asya (deaf) and Macintosh. We're rescues from the Moscow streets.
To commission a pet portrait contact me here or go to:

http://amdrawing.etsy.com/

I really don’t feel like you’ve put all the efforts you could into my outfit for the #RoyalWedding, human. #JustEmbarassing #AsYourIdeaOfFamilyJewelleryIs #AsyaTragicActress & #Top10FashionFiascos


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What’re those pill and syringe doing in your hand, human? #YouHaveTheWorstPokerFaceEver #JustYouTryThatPillOnMe #JustYouTryThat #HelminthicShmelminthic
Disclaimer: every human and no cat in the family was hurt after that photo.


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Expecting breakfast at 6 am on Sunday is not naive, human. Naive is leaving for 10 days with no excuse and expecting me not to demand breakfast at any time I bloody well want after that. #GonnaMakeYouPay #GonnaStrikeWhenYouExpectTheLeast #WhatchOverYourFood #AndClothes #AndPapers #AndPrettyMuchEverything


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Mac has decided to let any other kitty, we might meet in our travels, know, that we’re rightfully owned by him. #GonnaPutTagsOnUsToo #AndMayBeStampOurForeheads #AllForOurOwnGood


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I met Mademoiselle (@soazigcrenn) today!!! She’s the most perfect cloud of grey fluff that has ever existed, thank you so much for having us, @soazigcrenn! #AcuteEnvyEpisodeIn321 #ToSeeMademoiselleInParisAndDie


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It is a bird? Is it a plane? Well, actually it’s a rather dusty lamp with one of the bulbs out of order. #TheOnlySuperThingAroundHereIsMe #SuperTragicAndSuperActress #TheCapeKindaHints. The cape is by @nolababies


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I was chasing sunlight today, jumped on the wall and fell right into our water bowl. The only reasonable explanation I see: you tried to kill me. #JustAdmitIt #ItHasBeenYourPlanAllAlong #SinceYouPutTheBowlThereIn2013 #NeedYouToHireMeABodyguard #ToProtectMeFromYou


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Opened a tuna can and. Poured. Away. The juice. What kind of sick person does something like that? #HowCouldYouEven #LookItUpUnderB #Betrayal


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When, wearing a new sweater, you think “what’s the worst thing that could happen if I pick up my kitty for just a moment”, you never, never really wanna know the answer, human. #4StepsGuideToSuccess #LocateTheMostVisibleSpot #Claw #TugAsHardAsYouCan #EnjoyTheEffect #RepeatIfNecessary


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Happy Orthodox Easter, guys! I’m continuing with my educating mission on #WeirdRussianHolidays101, though this one is not weird at all, it’s great. Did you know that in Orthodox countries Paschal Greeting is really common. To congratulate a person with Easter you say: “Christ is risen” and he/she answers you “Truly, he’s risen”. Also there’s no Easter bunny in our tradition #WhichIsAPity #IBetWeWouldGetAlongGreat #AtLeastTherereEggs


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🎶 Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run run run run run run run away oh oh 🎶
#IHopeThatPlaysInYourHead #TillTheRestOfTheWeek #MwaHaHa


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