Carlo Moss@carlo.moss

MPGIS The Next Chapter:

About to make some Patrons very happy!


The happiest of birthdays to the love of my life, @jackie_valenzuela_
I never could have imagined on the morning of that wedding in October that I would be meeting my absolute dream girl that day and that my life would be changed forever.
You are my perfect life partner, and every day I fall more and more in love with you. Every morning, when I wake up and look over at you, it feels like I’ve won the lottery. Your beauty knows no bounds, and I am amazed and inspired daily by your heart, your spirit, and your intellect. The way that you love me makes me feel like I can move mountains, and I love you with every ounce of my being. I am so excited about the life that we are building together and the ways that we are changing the world for the better together. I cannot wait to celebrate you today and tonight, because if ever there were a human being worth celebrating, it is you. Here’s to all the birthdays together, all the anniversaries, all the holidays, and all of the everything together! I love you so much! Happy Birthday, my love!


Mark and I decided to take on Deandra’s $57 Lunch Order. There was a lot of cold potato products and congealed cheese. Link to the full video is in my bio.


These are super silly, but also a crazy concept that I’m incredibly proud of. Morning Affirmations from your favorite MPGIS characters! Check it out on our Patreon!




You: One day, I will achieve Inbox Zero!
Me, an intellectual: Fuck you, I’m at Inbox Sextuple One.


Happy Mother’s Day to the incredible woman who loved me so much that she never once uttered the phrase, “That shirt looks ridiculous. Go change.”


When she goes to Mexico and brings you back the coolest shoes you’ve ever owned...


Got our own miniature bottles of @donjuliotequila thanks to #palomapalooza and @infatuation. I think I know some dolls who might be taking a few swings of these when I’m not looking...#mpgis


Spending a perfect Saturday in Santa Monica with the one I love, raising money for a good cause. Thanks for having us @lighthousemedicalmissions and #walktoafrica!


And we’re back and we’re and we’re back...


I was born for #oldheadshotday.