“Yo girl, as you can see by this sweet Zoo York baseball shirt, I am very hip and up to speed with the styles of our current year 2009. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a couple episodes of Rock of Love sitting on my DVR that need my attention.” #tbt
Promo shot from my first solo show, Fairytales Aren't for Assholes. While self-awareness was beginning to set in, the douchery was still strong with me. As evidenced by the shaved chest, the deep v, the sperm brows, and the rosary-gold ring double necklace combination. #tbt#2009
At first glance, this looks like a fairly normal picture of me eating a crepe and a salad with way too much dressing. But then you notice the white and gold sunglasses sitting on the table that I assure you were both purchased and worn without the slightest hint of irony. And then you look at the hoodie I’m wearing, a hoodie that at first, you thought just had a bunch of neon squiggly lines on it. But then you realize, oh no, those aren’t neon squiggly lines, those are NEON BIKINI LADIES. And then you look a bit closer to confirm that they are in fact fucking neon bikini ladies on a full-print hoodies and…HOLY SHIT DUDE, DID YOU SHAVE YOUR FUCKING ARMS?! And that ladies and gentlemen is what we call, The Russian Nesting Doll of Douchery. #tbt#2008
Ok, this one actually requires a bit of unpacking. This is my first studio apartment when I moved to Hollywood in 2007. So look, obviously, you've got the insanely long wallet chain paired with the white belt. That's douchey enough. But then you've got the comically large framed still from The Godfather that I think my mom found at a garage sale. Btw, it did not have any glass. But the real coup de douche is down at the bottom of the picture. No less than a copy of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell proudly displayed on my coffee table. Not pictured: a copy of The Game sitting directly next to it. God, I was the worst. #tbt
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In the mid 2000s, I thought it would really make my headshots stand out if they were like super artistic bro. Also, yes I am wearing two tanks because that was the look at the time and also I didn't want my nipples to poke through. As you can see, they still poked through. A nipple, much like life, finds a way. #tbt#2005
Embroidered button down purchased at Structure before they changed it to Express Men
Baggy bleached ripped jeans
Reflective dress shoes
Pendant choker Oversided collar and cuffs sticking out of my blazer to a comical degree
All ready for a night out at some terrible club where I'll probably drunkenly ask the DJ to play some Mickey Avalon. #tbt#2005