Carlo Moss@carlo.moss

Carlo & Mark Guest Judging on Shaken: The Cocktail Challenge:

https://youtu.be/ag7b3zL0ieQ

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My friends @shakenchallenge invited me on their show to participate in two of my favorite pastimes: drinking and judging others. The full episode is streaming now on YouTube. Link is in my bio.


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When I got my prom tuxedo, I thought I looked cool. Like really really really fucking cool. I was wrong.
#tbt #2001


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It was a good year.
#ThisTeam


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Um yeah, so this happened last night.
#ThisTeam
#WorldSeries
#Dodgers


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Home.
#ThisTeam


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My aesthetic for the next week. Up to your interpretation whether I’m talking about Fonda or Lasorda.
#ThisTeam


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Do it for Marty.


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If you wanna know how I’m feeling right now, here ya go...
#Dodgers
#1988
#ThisTeam
#TBT


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They gave us tuxedos and let us stand in front of people getting married...


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Father John Misty!

Greek Theatre
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“Yo girl, as you can see by this sweet Zoo York baseball shirt, I am very hip and up to speed with the styles of our current year 2009. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a couple episodes of Rock of Love sitting on my DVR that need my attention.” #tbt


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Taken from the perspective of Deandra and Brittnay.
#mpgis
📸: @nagelphoto


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My godson came to visit me at the office today. Taught him the very valuable lesson that playing with toys can be absolutely be a viable career choice.


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Why, yes I did once pay actual money for a banana-yellow linen button-down with a crown and the words "Street Saint" embroidered on the chest. #tbt #2009


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That feeling when your app company disappears into thin air. New YouTube video is up on our channel with the full story. Link is in my bio. #mpgis


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Promo shot from my first solo show, Fairytales Aren't for Assholes. While self-awareness was beginning to set in, the douchery was still strong with me. As evidenced by the shaved chest, the deep v, the sperm brows, and the rosary-gold ring double necklace combination. #tbt #2009


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Hey one of my favorite bands put out a new album! Go listen to it!
@angusandjuliastone


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At first glance, this looks like a fairly normal picture of me eating a crepe and a salad with way too much dressing. But then you notice the white and gold sunglasses sitting on the table that I assure you were both purchased and worn without the slightest hint of irony. And then you look at the hoodie I’m wearing, a hoodie that at first, you thought just had a bunch of neon squiggly lines on it. But then you realize, oh no, those aren’t neon squiggly lines, those are NEON BIKINI LADIES. And then you look a bit closer to confirm that they are in fact fucking neon bikini ladies on a full-print hoodies and…HOLY SHIT DUDE, DID YOU SHAVE YOUR FUCKING ARMS?! And that ladies and gentlemen is what we call, The Russian Nesting Doll of Douchery.
#tbt #2008


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Come hang out with me tonight on the app!


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SHOUTOUTS TO PUKA SHELLS, SHOUTOUTS TO EMBROIDERED DRESS SHIRTS, SHOUTOUTS TO LONG HAIR PARTED DOWN THE MIDDLE AND SHOUTOUTS TO MOTHAFUCKIN BUTT CHINS!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉


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Shit just got real as fuck. #MPGIS Finale is live now!


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Ok, this one actually requires a bit of unpacking. This is my first studio apartment when I moved to Hollywood in 2007. So look, obviously, you've got the insanely long wallet chain paired with the white belt. That's douchey enough. But then you've got the comically large framed still from The Godfather that I think my mom found at a garage sale. Btw, it did not have any glass. But the real coup de douche is down at the bottom of the picture. No less than a copy of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell proudly displayed on my coffee table. Not pictured: a copy of The Game sitting directly next to it. God, I was the worst. #tbt


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Yeeesss! This was so much fun! Can't for everyone to see it! #Repost @shakenchallenge (@get_repost)
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Is this Shaken or #MPGIS? @carlo.moss & @mark_cope from @mpgisofficial will be showing up this season to help our head judge @blairkarlie sip some delectable #cocktails. #cheers!


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I'm so fucking proud of this episode. There's no question it's the best we've ever done. Can't wait for you all to see it tonight. #mpgis


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We've put together some amazing VIP content that drops tomorrow on the app. A full behind the scenes mini-doc that looks at the making of Season 5. Mark and I doing a 30-minute analysis of our favorite Season 5 moments. Plus, new blogs, stickers, live streams, and tomorrow, early access to "TAKEN", already being called the greatest episode of MPGIS ever. It all goes down in the VIP. Sign up now, link's in my bio.


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A year ago today, we officially released Dr. Havoc's Diary. Still insanely proud of what our whole team was able to accomplish over the course of those 30 episodes. If you haven't watched it yet, it's still streaming on @fullscreen. Sign up and binge the fuck out of it.


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In the mid 2000s, I thought it would really make my headshots stand out if they were like super artistic bro. Also, yes I am wearing two tanks because that was the look at the time and also I didn't want my nipples to poke through. As you can see, they still poked through. A nipple, much like life, finds a way. #tbt #2005


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☑️Embroidered button down purchased at Structure before they changed it to Express Men
☑️Baggy bleached ripped jeans
☑️Reflective dress shoes
☑️Pendant choker ☑️Oversided collar and cuffs sticking out of my blazer to a comical degree

All ready for a night out at some terrible club where I'll probably drunkenly ask the DJ to play some Mickey Avalon.
#tbt #2005


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"Percocets, molly, percocets, mask off, fuck it, Dickon."


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My purchases tonight really tell a story.


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