When you think you're an expert at a song only to realize you don't know a single lyric and everyone heard and you wanna crawl into a ditch on another planet away from humanity and life is crumbling around you and nothing in the history of the universe is worse than this single moment. Or something like that.
Christmas photo checklist:
1. Demon eyes
2. Look at different cameras
3. Awkwardly hover above Santa's lap cause you're the size of the Jolly Green Giant and too old to still sit on his lap in the first place