Digby and Alo - Griffons from Wellington, New Zealand. Email: [email protected]
I still can’t go a single bath time without doing a soap hawk.
Not even getting out of bed until @Netflix releases @queereye season 2. Even then, I’m not getting out of bed. #netflixandchill
This is why you take him swimming on the first date. #derp #stillcutetho
When your tinder date looks nothing like his profile pic. Quick, someone call @nevschulman! #waityourenotamodel
I almost don’t believe that it’s officially winter!
When you’ve seen some shit and you can’t unsee them. Like your dad walking around in his white briefs that are two sizes too small
Current mood: exhausted but still fabulous because you just can’t turn that off.
When you’re a unicorn but your farts definitely don’t taste like sherbet.
When you heard the bath running and you thought it wasn’t for you but it was for you.
When you just got crowned king of the jungle but then you remembered that you don’t even live there. #howmuchdididrink
Everyone’s busy looking for the Loch Ness monster but the other monsters matter, too. #allmonstersmatter