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Darwin award goes to…
What if the princess wants to be with Bowser but Mario keeps kidnapping her.
Help, my duck face is stuck.
The best way you can predict your future is to create it.
At least my pizza is attracted to me.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds
Some days start better than others.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
This just gave me another reason why I love this person.
It’s how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.
Who’s that cute person? Oh, I clicked on my profile again.
Need an ark? I Noah guy.