first sommer in los angeles. i was living on the terrace of my new BFF, david @mrgiuntoli (in backsground, with guitar). david did ask for me to barbie queue some nice german meats for him, so i did do it. (my bratwürste was delishus; i am snacking one in this foto.) sorry for no pants; it was heated outside.
this püberty foto reveals my mama's life philosophie: some people fight fire with fire; my mama fights rabbit with rabbit
i speak of some puberty times on the new episode of BOOM TIME link in biografie
Did the What the Fluff challenging with Thomas and it was a CRAZY!!!!!!!!
McClane and Gruber.
oh hello john. yes, perhaps you did kill me 30 years ago when i fell off the nakatomi building. or, perhaps i merely landed in a swimming pool, applied some neosporin to my face, moved to west hollywood, and assumed the identity of "Flula Borg." not certain which of those stories is true...oh wait. i am certain. it is the second one.
but enough games, john.
where the $%@#& are my detonators? -hans #diehard @ComedyCentral Roasting of John McClane aka "Bruce Willis" tonight at 10/9c