Fryda Wolff@frydawolff

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Fryda Wolff

EXCUSE ME THIS IS AN EMERGENCY there are 13 of the unicorn Moscow mules left at the Macy's in Pasadena and they're going for $6 GO GO GO GO GOOOOOO. I got the last unicorn at my nearest Macy's BAM.πŸ¦„πŸŽ‰πŸŒˆ


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Fryda Wolff

πŸŒˆπŸ’–πŸŽ‰New episodes of #trollsthebeatgoeson are now on Netflix. Come party with DJ Suki and Satin and Chenille and the other small village of trolls I mouth off to. Bonus: New season of Grace & Frankie starring @barvonblaq! Will I ever get bored of the shows that my high school buddy and I are in dropping new content at the same time on the same monster platform THE ANSWER IS NO.


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He's dying.


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Fryda Wolff

I don't qualify for a #diepflap #breastreconstruction, because "If I gathered all the fat and tissue [in your belly], it wouldn't even make an A cup. It's not worth it." I'm a whole 0.01 away from qualifying as "obese" per the traditional BMI calculator but I'm deceptively strong, whoops. So that's it. After 5 months of a non-stop medical merry-go-round fighting complications from the expanders and dermal matrices, I'm getting off this dumb ride and going flat. Joe and I are both thrilled, we're exhausted. I have spent at least every other week in either a doctor's office or hospital to deal with whatever the new thing is. I'm currently using an immunosuppressant topical steroid on my chest and an ointment on my face with a giant "MAY CAUSE LYMPHOMA" warning sticker. All because the expanders won't play nice. Fine. Come March, these assholes are getting evicted. Bye. Sorry if my boy chest sexually confuses everyone not my problem!πŸ’‹


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Fryda Wolff

HELLO NEW HUMAN I WILL SCREAM UNTIL YOU RUB ME, RUB ME MEEEOWWWW. The owner says this little girl stands on the sidewalk all day demanding pets. Smart kitty.


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Fryda Wolff

5 months ago, I had a #bilateralmastectomy. Today I lifted for 2 hours and did all this crap. I'm going to atrophy like hell after every subsequent surgery but fuck it, what doesn't kill me makes me swole. Also get you a man who'll encourage you to eat all the fats so you can build a nice set of boobs, the encouragement helps.


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Fryda Wolff

Throwback to when Joe and I met. Eat your heart out, 90s Kelly Macdonald! (Please don't though you've come a long way since Trainspotting.πŸ’–)


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When you get an email from Netflix promoting the show you're on, many LOLs. New #trollsthebeatgoeson APPARENTLY on Netflix January 18!


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Fryda Wolff

Kelly Macdonald in Gregg Araki's Splendor (1999) is my forever aesthetic all over hnnnnghghghhh!πŸ’‹ #90s


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I don't know what's happening exactly but my dresser is organized into tiny rolls of fabric and in a bit I'm meeting with Ronda Rousey's conditioning trainer to expand my post-op routines is this my midlife crisis is it happening oh god.


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Fryda Wolff

When you get a #roscadereyes in Hollywood, it comes with a warning for whites. PLEASE ENJOY THE CHOKE BREAD OF MY PEOPLE.πŸ€΄πŸ€΄πŸ€΄πŸ‡²πŸ‡½


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Fryda Wolff

My new license plate frame says "The more people I meet the more I like my cat."


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