K A T I E K O E B L I T Z@funkfunkpuddlejump

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Ever heard Hanson play MMMbop with a full orchestra? Here you go. Listen to those violins having the time of their lives! #justifiedconcertcellphonevideo


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*there’s a chance* that we got two whole cakes and Chinese food and watched Schitt’s Creek season 4 on the couch to celebrate two years together. #wow


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Galveston at LA Film Festival last night. Proud of this film and honored to have worked with this talented team! #LAFF #lowsparkfilms #galvestonfilm


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Praise be! The OFFICIAL Galveston trailer is finally here. Link in bio. Worth watching all the way through to get a full sense of this beauty. Jafeelme? #jafeel


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Directed another one with @apparentlyjack yesterday! 🎥🙌🏼#pointingatthings


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Presenting the newest member of the family: Sleepy Pete! Pete was an orphaned 5 week old taken in by Watts Project. We fostered him and have now foster failed. Sleepy Pete believes that Maybel is the Divine Queen Empress, so he fits right in. We are so. Excited. Welcome, Sleepy Pete! Thank you, Watts Project!

#rescue #fosterfail #adoptdontshop #sleepypete


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Here’s a selfie of me and a Matriarch cow, and a bonus selfie of me and a llama with cool teeth! Below are some facts about eating cows that I hope you’ll take a minute to remember:

1. Eating cows is really bad for the planet. You probably know this- they’re unbelievably energy and water demanding to “grow”, and also release a huge amount of methane into the air. They’re a double whammy. *avoiding meat and dairy is the single biggest way to reduce your impact on earth* and eating beef is at the top of that list. Please message me if you’d like sources on this.
2. Eating cows is bad for you yadda yadda we know this- beef consumption is strongly linked with cancer, heart disease, stroke, diabetes, obesity, etc.
3. Eating cows is bad for cows- when you eat a cow, it is dead! Bonus fact: cows have best friends- non sexual partners that they exhibit signs of distress when separated from. Cows are pretty deep, real talk. Don’t even get me started on pigs.
Yes we already knew these things, but this is a reminder in the form of a selfie of me and a cow, so it’s novel. I was v proud to chill with this cow this weekend with the knowledge that I hadn’t eaten her pals in 7 years. Also being totally vegetarian is the best decision I’ve ever made in my life but now your eyes are rolling out of your head so wait! Stay with me! Just start with the cows. Please just start with considering eating cows less.
In conclusion: Less🐄= less 🌍🔥! (California hasn’t brainwashed me, I didn’t eat Cleveland cows either.) #cowselfie #eatlessmeat #cowsisfriends #llamateeth


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G-Funk Billboards are up and thriving in LA and NY! That’s a bucket list item ✔️. Congratulations, team! (Photo cred to @karam *even though he didn’t require it*) #mountup


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my dawg.


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Happy birthday, homeskillet. 💘


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