Katie Haller@halleratyou

Comedian/Rapper/Meme Queen/Content Creator. This is mostly just pics of me with other people's dogs.

https://www.katiehallercomedy.com/stand-up-rap

When you 3 tequilas in & “Poison” comes on. Respect the moves @ellenacuario . Also highly recommend watching until @christinemed ‘s cameo at the end 😂

Thank you @womenincomedyfestival for another incredible weekend. My legs are mush but emotionally I feel v solid.


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YUP. T-Spoon has a wardrobe change in her act now. Here are few clips of me doin the Dog Mom Rap live @improvboston for @womenincomedyfestival last night.
Shout out to @billyconahan for the sick beatz. And miss ya @bruce_vilanch ain’t the same without you. Plus I get mad out of breath. #smalllungcapacity


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The difference between me and Maeve is that one of us is 15 and the other just looks like it. And yes, she was just a hair taller. #youngcomediansshowcase #womenincomedy


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ROOM 4”11 BITCHES. This has never happened to me at a hotel but this is very fitting. Showing off my new hoops at the 7PM & 9:30PM shows @improvboston for the @womenincomedyfestival


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When u start a dance party & no one joins but it’s too late to bail so you just gotta commit #awkwardrappersofinstagram
Thanks for catching this @merylluzzi


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I’m not even religious but pretty sure I prayed to Beyonce last night. Here are some of the moments I captured before tall mother fuckers stepped in front of me.
Vid 1: The part where the world stopped for a hot second.
Vid 2: BOW DOWN BITCHES
Vid 3: SUCK. ON. MAH. BALLS
Vid 4: An in detailed explanation of who runs the world. (Its girls)
Vid 5: ME LOSING MY DAMN MIND TO DESTINY’S CHILDREN REUNITING

#bless #queenbey #coachella #beychella


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Me: “I’m not gonna be one of these basic bitches.” Also me: *Takes a picture standing in line for a poke bowl at Coachella

Whatever at least I’m self aware. (Also scroll for the most confident photo bomb I’ve ever seen)

#coachella


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When your boo is chilly but the music is 🔥

@merylluzzi 😘👯‍♀️ #coachella
📷 @emmahoser823


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In comparison to the amount of garment covering most girls at Coachella we might as well be Amish. What I’m saying is I saw a lot of ass cheeks yesterday. And 2.5 vaginas. Music is pretty 🔥tho

#coachella #coachella2018


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Happy 4/11 y’all. It’s not an actual holiday but I like to give a shout out to all the low riders out there.
Link to full shawty anthem in bio.
Shot by the v talented @thegeoffman
Recorded @heavygrindstudio
@stevemarden @antoinettedip @tinysupermodel13
#shortgirlproblems


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What a flight! Shout out to @jetblue who responded very appropriately to my distressed tweet. I also told my mom about it who out of all the potential follow up questions simply asked, "why is Oprah in there?" What can we learn from this experience?
1) Community engagement is v important for brand awareness and customer loyalty!
2) Don't try to tell your mom about a funny thing that happened on the internet
3) The only GIF that was more appropriate than Oprah in this scenario was @getroman jumpin in with Samuel L. Jackson.
4) ALSO DON'T SEND FORMER COLLEAGUES PICTURES OF YOUR JUNK. On purpose, OR by accident.
This has been #SnakesOnAPlane thank you for tuning in


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Chihuahuas are as salty in these photos as I am thirsty for their friendship. #smalldogcrew @eastvillage_chihuahuas @ruby_dog.rb 😘

#openbarknight


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