Hamlin@hamlin_the_frenchie

Aka Hammy ๐Ÿž
Road cone impersonator + daily smile messenger ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘
Est. 2009
๐Ÿ’Œ: [email protected]

#tbt to the time when my humans asked me to โ€œwatch their beerโ€ while they went to refill the popcorn basket.
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Already dreaming in waffles. ๐Ÿ˜ด
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#whynowaffleemoji #dreaming


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Hey human, sorry to interrupt your outdoor lounging session, but I have an important question for you. Of the upmost priority.
Does it look like I have tiny bird feet from this angle?
๐Ÿ“ท: @jenkmorris
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On this episode of โ€œThe Real Urban Jowl Divers of Chicagoโ€... ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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#tongueouttuesday #swimming


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Happy Fatherโ€™s Day to all the pappys, grandpappys and fur-pappys out there. ๐Ÿ‘ Hope your day is filled with the human version of sun spot naps, chew toys, and ear scratches. Iโ€™m giving back to my pappy by spending the day as the Grillable Foods Inspector. Fire up the grill, but let me hightail it outta here first. ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
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Itโ€™s crazy to imagine that a year ago we moved from a condo to a house, one that can host all our family for special gatherings. The best part is that weโ€™re still connected through #verizon so we can stay in touch until the next family wingding.
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#happyfathersday #grilling #familytime #verizon #bettermatters #brandpartner


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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„
Iโ€™ll be here all day. Just donโ€™t try to milk me.
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#tbt #jokes


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Hi, yes, Iโ€™ll take a #7 with extra Horsey sauce and Sno-Caps, and a #8, hold th.....SQUIRREL!!
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#drivethru #squirrel #dinnertime


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Thatโ€™s okay, Summer, I didnโ€™t want to go outside, roll in the grass, nibble on plants and get a breath of fresh air. Iโ€™d rather stay indoors and watch you wash yourself clean for the fourth time in the past week. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘Ž
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#stillwaitingforsummer #sarcasmallday


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Saturday evening park bench yodeling session. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ Coming soon to a bench near you!
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#saturdaynight #sing


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Upside down stink eye. #tbt
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Looks like my jowls grew a beefy arm. ๐Ÿ’ช
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#opticalillusion


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How many seconds of smiles does it take to cover the fare for this Uber ride? ๐Ÿ‘…
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