We are Chinchillas. Consider us the Pirates of the rodent world. We come to steal, destroy, pillage your property and poop relentlessly. XOXO
This Friday, the Jurassic World brand releases its next movie. In keeping with this trend we would like to reiterate our hypothesis on the evolution of Chinchillas.
Based on our comparison we have postulated the following:
1. Chinchillas evolved from dinosaurs
2. Chinchillas were created by Pixar
3. Chinchillas are the property of Andy. This is of course because Chinchillas live in Andy's mountains. Why a cartoon character is the owner of a mountain range in Chile I have no idea.
4. Lastly, RAISINS!
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REPORT! To Da Faithful: Recently dis boi, Señor Garbanzo Bean, spent three days in Chinchilla ICU at the Exotic Pets veterinarian. We noticed he was lethargic, having respiratory distress and appeared to be in pain. X-rays and examination revealed a heart murmur and fluid in his lungs. He was given oxygen (and I had this vision of Garbanzo with a tiny nasal cannula - gotta keep my sanity,) diuretic and other medication. $700 dollars later, he returned home with blood pressure and heart medications. He is back to his ornery, rotten adorable disposition. And NOW a word from our sponsors: stay in tune with ur Chins moods, distress signals and peculiarities - it could be the difference between life and death. Really. We love you all! We smile at you! XOXO This has been a public service announcement from The House of Beans! Just say NO to bugs! #chinnies#chinniesofig#chinchilla#chinchillasofinstagram#chinchillas#snapseed#picsart#houseofbeans