Saoirse Groanin’@humourscript

Comedy writer. Drag queen Saoirse Groanin’. MA in Scriptwriting. Follow drag film @sequinsfilm wot I wrote & currently fundraising on Kickstarter!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/beddoes/sequins

If Carlsberg made dogs, this is the one they’d make. Kip the Cav. 😍😍😍 check out my stories for more Kip action. .
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#cavalierkingcharlesspaniel #kip #tongue #snout #furry #bigeyes #myboy #bestboy #lovehim #notmine #wanthim #dog #pooch #cavs #cavaliersofinstagram #cavsofinstagram


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My curse for ensuring an organised race is at hellfire temps continues even when not running. My mere presence is enough. Sorry @michaeljbeddoes - good luck! 💜
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#british10k #hotweather #cursed #dontdie #running


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I think I just have to accept that the London triathlon is going to be a hell of heat and fire. And I, no natural runner and a pale ginger to boot, should prepare. To that end, I could order a lightweight, fast dry mesh running cap. Or this! Thoughts?
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#fancy #runningcap #umbrellahat #triathlon #londontriathlon #livetotri #haterunning #swim #cycle #run #training #fitness


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Ooooohh, gurl. Only £10 off being a nice even £3,500! Anyone want to get us there? Now there's an offer! kck.st/2JtkPQ8 & Link In Bio .
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#dragqueen #lgbtfilm #sequins #kickstarter #milestone #film #shortfilm #lgbt #lgbtq+ #kickstartercampaign #instagay #gaystagram #comedy #sequins #glitter #pledge #blackpool #uk


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The faces of stressed England supporters with less than 10 mins to go. #worldcup2018 #football #england #goal


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Self last year at a wedding in a serene facial state of ‘my undergrad is over and I have no idea what’s ahead of me on the MA yet.’ Good ol’ days.
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#wedding #weddingguest #thepast #50s #rockabilly #serene #preMA #innocence #london #summer #scriptwriter #writer #victoryrolls


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New poster for that there film I wrote @sequinsfilm - And would you look at that James Dreyfus and Ben Willbond are going to be in it. Honoured, humbled and grateful only begin to cover it. Link in bio if you can pledge. Every £5 adds up nothing is too little and I’m hugely grateful for any support. 64% funded, if you can help at all you’re a rock star to me. .
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#shortfilm #benwillbond #jamesdreyfus #horriblehistories #yonderland #nottinghill #thinblueline #comingofage #comedy #filmmaker #scriptwriter #dragqueen #prodeweek #lgbt #lgbtfilm #generafilmfund #lgbtq+ #queerfilm #queer


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Drag sisters Orla Nothin’ and Miss T Feather gettin’ sweaty in the current London heatwave. .
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#dragqueen #dragsisters #queens #burlesque #londondrag #lgbt #lgbtq+ #orlalovesyou #feathers #ladyinred #hos


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Oh my LAWD! So incredibly honoured to announce that legendary British comedy actor and Olivier Award winner James Dreyfus is joining the cast of my film, Sequins, in the role of drag queen mentor, Mimi Le Purr.

James lit up our screens in 90's comedy series such as "The Thin Blue Line", playing Constable Kevin Goody, and Tom Farrell in Kathy Burke's hit sitcom, Gimme, Gimme Gimme. He's also known for his roles in "Absolutely Fabulous" and "My Hero." He also starred as Hugh Grant's introverted bookshop assistant, Martin, in "Notting Hill"
James has an extensive repertoire in the world of theatre. In 1998, he won an Olivier Award for Best Supporting Performance in a Musical for his role in "Lady in the Dark" at the National Theatre.
So excited to work with him on Sequins. His wealth of experience and talent will be a joy and honour to work with.

We are 50% funded on Kickstarter. Now more than ever do we need that final push to get us funded and shooting this September. Please support LINK IN BIO!
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#shortfilm #jamesdreyfus #actor #gimmegimmegimme #thinblueline #nottinghill #theatre #westend #filmmaker #comingofage #comedy #dragqueen #cabaret #lgbt #lgbtq+ #lgbtfilm #instgay #instadrag #blackpool #absolutelyfabulous #abfab #legend #olivier #winner #honoured #humbled #scriptwriter #comedy


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And as she scrolled through all the fancy adult bedding, she couldn’t help but roar like the mighty t-Rex “DINO BEDDING!” and the decision to Never Grow Up, Never Surrender, was easily made. .
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#bedding #bedlinen #dinosaur #trex #brontasaurus #stegosaurus #bed #bedtime #sheets #nevergrowupneversurrender


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