Lovingmylasagna@lovingmylasagna

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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³A 70 year old man asked his wife, β€œDo you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?”
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Wife replied, β€œNo, not at all. Even dogs chase cars they can’t drive!” πŸƒπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ‘΄πŸ½πŸ‘…πŸ’¦...πŸŽοΈπŸ•..πŸ§“πŸΌβ—οΈβ•

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³It’s Friday and I’ve been putting up with bullshit all week. πŸ’―πŸ€¨πŸ€­πŸ€«πŸ€¬
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Don’t talk to me unless you’re asking if I want it frozen or β€œon the rocks.” πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ’»πŸ”œπŸ’†πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ”œ πŸ™…πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ”œπŸ’‹πŸ’„πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸΉβ‰οΈ

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Cleaning with kids in the house is like trying to brush your teeth while eating Oreos. πŸš―πŸ—‘οΈπŸ”ŒπŸ˜‘πŸͺπŸͺπŸͺ πŸ™πŸ»....#lobster #muenstercheese #picodegallo #homemadeyumyumsauce

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Be nice to the receptionist. She can send you to hold Hell. πŸ“žπŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ’»πŸ”–πŸ–•πŸΌβ€ΌοΈ

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Did anyone ever notice that β€œSTUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING? πŸ‘§πŸΌπŸ–₯οΈπŸ“šπŸ’€βœοΈ

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Thursday. The most useless day. It only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week...and it’s still not over. πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ’»...πŸ’†πŸ»...πŸ™„β€ΌοΈ

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Are my β€œpolitical” posts annoying you? Sorry. I thought the future of our planet was worth discussing. By all means, show me another picture of your dinner. πŸ“²πŸ±πŸ“±πŸ¨

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³If ever I go my missing, I want my face on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton so that only fun, classy people find me. πŸ—žοΈβŒπŸ₯›βŒ...πŸ·πŸ™‡πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ™‹πŸΌ


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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³What do you call a week without a Wednesday? Humphrey (Hump Free). πŸ“†πŸͺ❌

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³If you find some motivation lying on the ground, please give it back. It’s mine. πŸ“žπŸ‘©πŸ»πŸ”†

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Don’t be distracted by criticism...Remember the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite of you...Zig Ziglar πŸ–ŒοΈ β™₯️ @thezigziglar

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³I don’t get why people find drunk texts annoying. You’re the only person they are thinking of when their brain can’t even function properly. πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸΊπŸ₯ƒπŸΈπŸΎπŸ€€πŸ’¬

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³I can’t tell if I’m dealing well with life these days or I just don’t give a shit any more. πŸ˜πŸŒπŸ™„β—οΈ

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³β€Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.” πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβš“οΈβ™‘...s/o @rodnastyz

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink! πŸ‘„πŸ·πŸ·

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple β€˜Thank you’ is all I need...Not all this β€˜How did you get into my house?’ business. πŸ‘±πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ³πŸ₯žπŸ₯“πŸ₯›πŸ›οΈβ£οΈ

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³My New Year’s resolution is to stop kidding myself about lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway...πŸ’΅πŸšΊπŸ₯‚πŸΎπŸ·πŸ• ❌

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³All men should make coffee for their women. It says it right in the Bible, β€œHEBREW”. πŸ‘±πŸ»β˜•οΈπŸ“–β—οΈ

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³For the fifth time...I don’t wanna come to your cat’s birthday party, freak. My dog is getting married that day. 🐈 πŸŽ‚πŸ’₯.........β™‘πŸΆβ™₯οΈπŸ• β™‘

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³I’d tell you to kiss my ass but I’m pretty sure you will fall in love with me then I would never be able to get rid of you. πŸ˜™πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’›πŸ™„β•s/o @kamilaghunaimm @nickyjampr

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³I have an eating disorder. I’m about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets. πŸ‘…πŸ’¦πŸŸπŸ”œπŸ”

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Hey there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We’ve been looking for you since Mondayβ—οΈπŸ‘οΈπŸ“…πŸ”πŸ“†πŸ‘€πŸ’ƒπŸΌ


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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³I stuffed the turkey full of Xanax so we can all have a relaxing holiday this yearβ—οΈπŸ€œπŸΌπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ¦ƒ


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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Pick πŸ†™ Line...
πŸ‘±πŸ»: Well hello there. You look like a bad decision, come on over here. β™‘

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Instead of a John I call my bathroom Jim. It sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing in the morning. πŸ”›πŸ’‘πŸš½πŸ›

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna wrap named Eric. πŸ‘„πŸŒ―β£οΈ

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Doctor & Patient
πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€βš•οΈ: Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I’m prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up. πŸ‘¦πŸ»: 😲😩

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Do not reward yourself with food. You’re not a dog...πŸ™‹πŸ»πŸ…πŸ±πŸ¨πŸ₯‚πŸΆ

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³I wish the β€œesc” key could help me escape work today. πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ’»πŸ†“βž‘οΈβ†©οΈ

Miami, Florida
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ³Get your fat pants ready, Thanksgiving is almost here! πŸ¦ƒβ™₯️

Miami, Florida
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