mary houlihan@maryhoulie

๐Ÿ’–comedian + artist๐ŸŽจ
listen to my funny podcast on spotify

open.spotify.com/show/4FULaWppQyGm0IvhODt3Jz

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mary houlihan

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ lmao @ this random 'skit' from @tonyzaret


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mary houlihan

fri-fri, beb ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป


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mary houlihan

๐Ÿ”i luv'd montana๐Ÿ” take me to ur town pls i live for college towns i fiend for an advanced degree ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงก ty everyone for being nice ๐Ÿ™‚ comix: u absolutely must do shows w/ @revivalcomedy406


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another day, another interview with a montana internet newspaper๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’– i like this one bc it is called "missoulian," which kinda looks like "houlihan." sometimes i read stuff ppl write about me & i am glad that they r writing about me, but as i read their description of my standup i'm like "ohhh... they definitely watched a jo firestone set and got us mixed up," or, "hm... yea i think this person watched an ana fabrega set and got us mixed up." but reading this one, i felt truly seen by this writer. i'm now at the airport waiting for my alaska airlines flight to seattle to portland to missoula. yesterday i stepped in dog shit & i asked my b*yfr**nd to get me a sponge and liquid soap so i could wash my boot in the bathroom of his parents' house, and then i had to ask for scissors because the sponge was too big and i couldn't get good leverage. i hope my boot doesn't smell. i think that's a good metaphor for life jk


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mary houlihan

cannot emphasize enough that if my family and friends don't go to montana this weekend... we r done


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mary houlihan

look at this cute poster @halisiah made of me & @jacknicholsonofficial โ›ฐ hope all of my followers r comin to my shows in montana this wknd


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mary houlihan

๐ŸŽ‰sunita + kenny๐ŸŽŠ


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๐Ÿ˜Š finally i can announce!! ๐Ÿ˜Š ...my show got picked up by the wb!!! it's about 3 (beautiful!) ex-cons who become spies :) check out the pilot ep i wrote, directed, executive produced, and did all the casting for and also did all the hair and makeup


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mary houlihan

๐ŸŒธwow!๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ a new Nick + Mary = Morning.... goes Hawaiian!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ w/ special guests @robhaze @rachel.kaly & @samtaggart ๐ŸŒŠ full ep on hatched.nyc


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mary houlihan

๐Ÿ’›i don't promote my pod every week but every episode is good ๐ŸŽง check it out & idk just subscribe n listen while ur doin other stuff ๐Ÿ’˜ @foreverdogteam + @mcgui_guy make it sound rly good & funny (especially when they kindly oblige my dumb*ss sfx requests) ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŽจalso my hair is back to "normal" i look like this again so picture me looking like this when u listen๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ


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mary houlihan

๐ŸŽถbook me babe... at ur liberal arts college... at the diy space... on tour opening for ur noise pop trio... oh please, anywhere will do... won't ya book me๐ŸŽถ


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mary houlihan

don't forget it's tonight and it's free


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