Madeline Eleanor Samuel Henry
954 posts 290 followers 752 following
“Mom, you know Mr. Stephen is famous right?” @wonderboymma #welterweight @upstate_karate #ufc
When the drive-thru gal says “you’re so cute” and “have a blessed day”... you are totally suspect but figure it’s just life below the Mason-Dixon Line so you take it and roll with it. #northerner #simpsonvillesc #wth #illtakeit
My two middle littles Ella and Sam. Man they grow up fast. #tbt ♀️♂️
Trying to decide if I should start some shit or not at work. #thursdayfeels #keepdancingthroughlife 🧚♂️
Spider removed. Egg sacs found and flamed. Now a much needed Old Fashioned time. Make it a double. Thanks @insidethecottage for your skilz and @lynntowill for the new old fashioned recipe. #virtualcheers #blackwidowspider #recoveryzone #oldfashioned #shudder #simpsonvillesc #southerncritters
Y’all know I’m a friend to nature but I am so NOT happy for this #blackwidow to have surprised me on my grill cover. #shaking
Laughing is pretty much my fav thing to do always. #repost #basicbitchlife #letitgo #chillax
I spied this Giant Katydid walking into work yesterday. It was the largest I’d ever seen (6-7cm) and it was the most perfect lime green color! . #katydid #invertebrates #greenvillesc
Field trip...oh yay!!! #simpsonvillesc #plainelementary
We roll at 6 am guys.
So kids, let’s talk karma. #karma #legos
Saturday soccer selfie. #alwaysaliteration
Caramel apple sangria. The end.
Finally some cooler weather! Not lame af #simpsonvillesc #wtforecast
Add an Amazon smile logo on the side and I’m as good as there.
When it's your birthday and you're feeling so FLY. #seven
Scary accurate. #everyday
I just wanted ONE good picture. Didn't happen. ♀️
Obligatory first day of school picture. Anyone who knows Sam and Henry knows this picture is accurate AF. #insanity
This was way cooler than I expected. Photo courtesy of @insidethecottage #pathoftotality #eclipse
I can Amazon Prime in my sleep yo. #workingmom #generalelectric
I shall call him Georgie...and I will pet him and feed him and love him. I am kinda feeling like I should talk about the pinchers but....sometimes you learn things best on your own.
Well, that didn't take long to land in the ER on this vaca. The good news is, we were at the Hilton Head ER last year, so we were already on file. ♀️ #momlife #frequentflyer #poisonivy
I just found my parenting threat of the week.
Do you see it? #hiltonhead
Not pretty, just paleo. Green gazpacho a result of yellow garden tomatoes. #paleoish #vacationrecovery
In other news, Ella now has pink hair with platinum silver. While Auntie @beccajoywaller was doing her hair my brothers decided to color their beards too. #tbt Whose next?
I don't know how she does it; but this kid has the ability to sleep anytime, anywhere. #airportsleeping #ellie ♀️