Neyland & Knox, NYC@meow_york_kitties

We're Neyland & Knox, NYC kitties! We love sarcasm!
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I sit where I want. AKA not in the middle.
#Pow #OldieButGoodie #WallSitWednesday


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What is Harry Potter’s favorite way of getting down a hill?
Walking
JK Rolling!
#OMGNo #WTAFHuman #TerribleJokeTuesday


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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?
Mitosis
#TooAdvancedForMe #MyToeSis #TerribleJokeTuesday


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Do I have to spell it out? Pet. Me. Peasant.
#LoveMe #INeedAttention #MondaySucks


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Thanks to a cheap bottle of wine and a busted condom, I can proudly say Happy Fathers Day! You’re the worlds okayest cat dad!
#HappyFathersDay #CatDadsUnite #SundayIsForCatsNotHumans


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Stop trying to make “Saturdog” happen. It’s not going to happen.
#ItsCaturdayBishes #InYoFace #DerpItUp


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#TBT to that time when.... nope. No explanation needed.
#YoureWelcome #OhFack #BreakTheCamera


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Let’s face it... I’m a beached whale.
#ComeSitWithMe #PassTheGuac #WallSitWednesday


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Who invented King Arthur’s round table?
Sir Cumference!
#Bahahaha #YesSir #TerribleJokeTuesday


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If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say?
Hisss and Hearse
#ImDead #ItssssTooMuch #TerribleJokeTuesday


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We’re all about that summer bod, y’all. Redford Naturals Cat Food is our new favorite, healthy food! Check them out - You’ll thank us!! @petsuppliesplus #RedfordNaturalsPartner
#Ad #Sponsor


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Monday leaves us a little tongue tied sometimes.
#Ughh #EADMonday #Pthtttt


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