nochedetoro@nochedetoro

Trynna get fit, but also trynna get wine

Flying through my sick time and losing all my #gainz 😷🤬#vegainz #fuckthis #myheadisfullofcement #howmuchdayquilistoomuch


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I thought working from home with a cat was difficult 🤦🏽‍♀️ #monday #dogsofinstagram #dogmom #work #vegainz #getsome


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In honor of the new Star Wars movie, here is another movie about failure. My feet were too narrow, I leaned forward too far, and I went too heavy too quickly. I didn’t get 185 but I learned from my mistakes and got 175x1. Enjoy.
#starwars #fail #gymfails #squats #bodybuilding #vegainz #veganbodybuilding #girlswholift #tattoed #tattoedwomen


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I finally, after years of dreaming, got a home gym! This is the first deadlift I’ve done since I left my CrossFit fam back in August 2016. 185lbs... not a PR but much better than I was expecting! #deadlift #bodybuilding #powerlifting #vegainz #homegym #monday #strongereveryday #fashionvictim #metal


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Perks of country living... getting to wear stylish outfits every time you leave your house so you don’t get shot by some dumbass who can’t tell a human from a turkey #countrygirl #huntingseason #pleasedontshoot #imnotaturkey #orange


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I usually love the bodybuilding.com plans but wtf... they’re seriously recommending you eat 36 grams of sugar worth of gummy bears after a workout?! (And if you don’t want gummy bears you can sub pixie stix or sweet tarts.) That’s your whole daily allowance of sugar. Also the only vegetable they recommend is broccoli, at dinner.
Shortcut to Size? More like Shortcut to Obesity.
#fail #gymfail #bodybuilding #diabetes #shortcuttosize #wtfisthis #vegainz #gummybears #jokes


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My weekends have changed a little in my late 20s. That freaking tongue poking out 😂 😍#goldenretriever #goldenretrieverpuppy #puppy #puppylove #myheart #saturdaynight #sohappy


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