Lauren Vagnone@porcelainlauren

It takes a lot of work to be this moderately attractive...and moderately athletic.
5k x 2, 10k x 1, Half Marathon x 3
Next race???

Graduated to the real treadmill tonight at PT. You'd think I'd be happy but i hate the treadmill. Four whole minutes of running! I got the okay to go to the track and walk a lap then run the straight aways and walk the curves for a lap until I hit a mile. Look out now. No road running yet. I think my therapist told me that five times. At one point he said "you really love to run on the road". I said "no I just love to run outside". A little sad no more anti-gravity treadmill but that means my hip is getting better. Maybe I'll be able to train for a Turkey trot 🦃. One can only dream. 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ #runneralmostrunning #notreadmills #boorunninginside


1

Thanks #nashvegas! I'll see you in the winter next time 🌡️🔥 I hope Shelby had a great time too 🤣 #shelbyslastbashinnash #backtonyc #sweatfest2018hascommenced #backtothenorth #seeyarealsoon


0

Months of planning and testing went into my wedding look. Definitely one of my best 💋💄💅 #youbetterwerk #10s10s10sacrosstheboard #dressbyme #hairbyme #makeupbyme #theweddingmaybeinthesouthbutidontdolillypulitzer #chicaf


2

Nashville - 1. Lauren - 0. Me after walking to Starbucks this morning. #stopcallingmeshirley #sweatfest98 #seriouslynashvilleinjuly #whosideawasthis #nashvegas


1

Having my Beyonce moment. Who the f**k am I kidding I'm sweating like a pig! Damn you Nashville. #yesimwearingafanatcocktailhour #noimnotdrunk #idontevenwanttoknowwhatmyhairlookslike #iwasnotmadeforsouth #nashvegas #imayankeethroughandthrough


1

Sisters, sisters. There were never such devoted sisters. Heading out for dinner in #nashvegas #tellmewhatmoviethatsfrom #ithoughtiwassquintinginthisphoto #ughineedbotox


0

It's not always pretty smiling running photos. Therapy is boring, sometimes hurts and most of the time not fun. I go and do everything as best I can. I do my exercises at home because I'm not going to let this damn hip get me down. In high school I tore my hamstring meters out of the starting blocks at state track meet. I ran, or rather dragged my leg, 150 meters till the finish. Some times I think it was the dumbest thing I've ever done. Some times I think it was one of the strongest things i have ever done. You may call it stubborn. I call it determination. I'm determined this hip won't prevent me from getting to that finish line again. It may not be another half but it will be a finish line. #Imakeeprunningcauseawinnerdontquitonthemselves #whoamimkidding #norunningallowedyet #gettingthereslowly #runnernotrunning #injuriessuck


0

Oh if you only saw the crumbs on my keyboard at work 🙄😆 #cookiewasalwaysmyfavorite #cookiecookiecookie #melovecookies


0

From weighed down to running in the anti-gravity treadmill it was quite the therapy session today. My therapist gave me more exercises and added difficulty to existing ones. I'm definitely going to be sore tomorrow. All I kept thinking at today's session was "at the end of these six weeks I should be able to crack open a nut between my thighs"😋 #theaggavemetheworstwedgie #iranwithtrexarms #harnesswastoohigh #injuriessuck #runnerkindofrunning #excusethecleavage #theresnothingicando #2sportsbrascannotcontainthesethings


0