Tanoai Reed@samoanstuntman

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Never mind the Bitcoin! ( It's so 2016). I just got the "inside word" that Monopoly Money will be the next global currency, so I invested and bought 4,000 boxes of the Monopoly board games! One game only cost me $9.99 on eBay, but each one yields $20,580 in cold hard Monopoly Cash! So for an investment of only $39,950 I just increased my personal worth to $82,320,00.00 suckahhhhhz! #HowYaLikeMeNowπŸ€‘πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°#JustGottaWait.... #OoooohTheValueJustDoubledInTheLastMinute!!!! #AnyoneLikeBuyFromMeAtOneAndAHalfWhatIPaid?
#GuaranteeItsGonnaGoUp! #EvenIfYouOnlyBuyOneBoardGameFromMeAtFifteenDollarsYouWillBeBallin! #ButIOnlyTakeRealAmericanCashIfYouWantToBuyFromMe😜


😳Had a staring contest with a helicopter while standing on the edge of a 500 ft building today. Good thing I'm bald or he could have given me a haircut. Total trust because the pilot is Fred North, the best in the industry! 🚁


Minnesota is a beautiful place, but this is what it felt like as soon as I stepped out of the airport doors. It's a different kind of cold. It's an evil cold. You know the saying "When hell freezes over".....well this is the kind of cold that it would take to do that. Other than that It's amazing and I'm happy I get to visit and work here. Plus on the bright side, I get free Cryotherapy for a few daysπŸ€— #ImJustAWuss #SuckItUpButtercup


😳Umm...Does "Mostly Sunny" even matter when it's only 7 degrees Fahrenheit? ❄️#ImComingForYouColdWeather!😬πŸ’ͺ🏽 #IGottaPutSocksOnUnderMySlippahs

LAX - Los Angeles International Airport

Great job @bigredsam92 ! Of all the awards you've earned since you were a little kid, this first one is the most important! πŸ“šKeep up the great work ethic my boy! #ScholarAthleteπŸ™ŒπŸ½ #YouCanThankMomForThatOne😜


πŸ™ŒπŸ½Huge Mahalo to braddah @marksmellybell for sending me these custom elbow sleeves! I friggen love them! I've never used sleeves before, but at my age it's important to keep the joints warm and protected. For the first time in a long time I didn't feel any pain in my elbows while I was lifting. Never gonna leave home without these and my @steve_cardillo weight belt nowπŸ’ͺπŸ½πŸ€™πŸ½


Oooooooohhhh!! It's December 1st and do you know what happens on this day? Yup, that's right! Every year on this day, Suzy Snowflake comes to town and starts dancing and prancing all around the place to fill every nook and cranny of our home with Christmas joy (Or it could just be the pre-workout kicking in). She said she's a bit rusty since it only happens once a year, but I think she did the job! We're officially ready! Have a beautiful weekend everybody! πŸ€ΆπŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸ€—πŸŒ²πŸ’“


Pet peeve #1. Automatic flush toilets that swallow up your booty protector right before you are able to turn around and sit down. You know how sometimes they don't have the dispensers, so you gotta make a custom frame out of toilet paper? It's hard enough getting the dang toilet paper to sit still without falling off the sides.(Especially when you get the little square ones like at a public park bathroom). Then once everything looks nice and ready to take care of buisness, you get that feeling like "Ok...Hiawiiiiiko", only to have your moment crushed by the stupid self flush mechanism. Now you gotta re-do the whole thing but this time you make it half ass because you already halfway opened the gates and you can't hold it so you just end up sitting right on the toilet seat anyway. I hate that.


My WCW πŸ€€πŸ’“#Superwoman


Huge congratulations to my boys @commonkings on their GRAMMY NOMINATION for best Reggae Album of the year!! I'm so proud of these young men and all that they have accomplished through hard work and dedication! There's no denying the formula for success!! Cheeehuuuuu!!! #PolyPride


🀣Cheeehuuuuu!!! Manuia le aso Fa'afetai!


I guess Thanksgiving is over so we can officially start posting Christmas stuff, right? πŸŽ…πŸΌIts only our 3rd night in Charlottesville,VA and we're already in love with this place. #itssochristmassy🌲#ButTheresNoPlaceLikeDa808🌴#We'reComingHomeπŸ›«πŸοΈ#OahuWahoo's πŸ”Ήβš”οΈπŸ”Έ


UVA school of medicine πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€βš•οΈπŸŒ…


Samson and his future D-Line Coach Vic So'otoπŸ€™πŸ½ #FocusedAndInvigorated #SilverbackDeveloper🦍


Horseback riding and lunch with Coach Mendenhall at his home. Such a loving man with a very loving family! #ThisIsThePlace! #UVAπŸ”ΆπŸ’™πŸ€—


Game Time! Despite the loss, we had a great time! We truly felt like part of the UVA family! We're very excited for @bigredsam92's future and beyond grateful that he will be part of such a great school and program!


πŸ”Έβš”οΈπŸ”ΉUVA's pre-game entrance show! Looks like I better brush up on my horse riding skills! 😜CheeeeWaHoooo!!


Recruiting trip photo shoot


We're on our way to UVA for @bigredsam92's official visit. Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving everyone! πŸ’“#HoosRising! πŸ”ΈπŸ”Ήβš”οΈ


My son will probably tell me to remove these, but I wanted to share with you how much this Championship game meant to him. He doesn't usually show his emotions, but this game brought everything out of him as you can see in these photos. When he feels it, I feel it too.


Our Seniors last post game Haka! You can feel the MANA all around! πŸ’“ Our whole community loves each and every one of you boyz!!



Tough game and a tougher loss but I couldn't be prouder of the way our boys played. The game was theirs but once again the referees might have well just suited up against us. Thank you to all our family, friends and especially the coaches who supported Samson these past 6 years since we moved home. He'd rather lose 100 times the way they lost last night, than win once on any other team. #RR4L!


🚨CHEEE-HUUUUU!! IT'S GAME DAY!! This will be the last time many of you will play in a Kahuku jersey. Play with clear eyes and full hearts! Play for your teammates, your family, your community and for the generations of Red Raiders who came before you! Play hard every down and empty your tank by the last play of the game! Praying for a safe and injury free game for both teams. GO BIG RED!! ❀️


🚨1 more day until the big game! You can start to feel it in the air alREDy! The boys are REDdy, the coaches are REDdy and the 12th Man, Our Red Raider Nation is REDDDDY!! Cheeehuuuuuu! #GoBigRed! πŸ‘Ή


It's beyond cool that they can turn a 29yr old video arcade game into a major blockbuster! What's even cooler is having the opportunity to work on a movie inspired by one of your favorite arcade games! Rampage is gonna kick azz! 🦍🐺🐊


🚨Red Raider Nation...MOUNT UP!! It's that time of year again! Let's bring that trophy back to the village! πŸ†#StateChampionshipWeek!


Bronco Mendenhall. This is the man who Samson will be working for these next 4 yrs. The commentator took the words right out of my mouth in this clip. #peaceofmind #fatherfigure


πŸ‘ŠπŸ½Power through and NEVER GIVE UP!! Everything that could go wrong for us went wrong tonight. Almost like there was some kind of voodoo curse on us, but the boys never gave up and squeezed by with the W! On the the State Championship!


Heading back home again to watch our boys do work! Keep your eyes on the prize! πŸ†πŸ‘€#ImposeYourWill! #RebelSquadπŸ‘Ή #RR4L