My cat's name is Sylvia Plath.
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here to solve the mystery of who murdered you (it was us)
Spent the day in @vivekshraya's hometown (ugh, Edmonton) so I decided to do her justice by wearing a ~CaSuAl BiNdI~
If you can find a way to spend an evening with @brokeymcpoverty, @heavenrants, and @hatecopy, I would recommend it. (📷: @tenzinster)
☕️oh, and reader: she spilled it ☕️
"I'm not going to help you make sponcon unless I get a cut."
"IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO WIN ME OVER WITH SOME CARDBOARD BOX AFTER ABANDONING ME FOR FOUR MONTHS WITH A COUPLE OF STRANGERS, YOU'D BE RIGHT. I LOVE IT HERE!!!!"
My dad framed this @globeandmail interview I did and now this morbid sentence is the first thing you see when you walk into the house and I am glad. Anyway, here are my October events. Link in bio, etc:
Oct 5 (tonight!): in conversation with @jonnysun and @kvdakota at @chaptersindigo Yonge & Eglinton, Toronto
Oct 14: Another Round with @brokeymcpoverty and @heavenrants at @hotdocsfest, Toronto
Oct 16: @litfestyeg, Edmonton
Oct 20: @kitchenerlibrary
Oct 21: Stratford Writers Festival
Oct 25: @torontolibrary Scarborough Civic Branch
Oct 26: Lambada x Toronto with @vivekshraya and @rakeshsatyal
Oct 29: @hfxpublib, Halifax
Just a reminder that "parm" autocorrects to "pay attention to me" on my phone.
happy #nationalboyfriendday to both of my wives
M O M S
WE TOOK THIS PHOTO FOR MY MOM can you see the displeasure in our eyes
no but like where are you *from*