Sarah Aswell@seaswell

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Laundry day; obscene songs.

South Hills (Montana)
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Me: Joey, ready to go to bed?
Joey, crying dramatically: I'd rather eat poop, and get the poop out of the potty with my hands.

South Hills (Montana)
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Me: No accessories today?
Willa: No. It's raining, so I'm going classic.

South Hills (Montana)
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Someone is very proud of finishing her first Ronald Dahl chapter book tonight.

South Hills (Montana)
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Let the record show that when it comes to our hobbies, Ben is better at comedy than I am at ice skating. But I had fun and didn't fall in my ass once. And once, when I was skating as fast as I can, Ben even said, "Woooow..."

Glacier Ice Rink
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I wanted to hug the sky all day.

South Hills (Montana)
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Happy Josephine.

South Hills (Montana)
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Sitting on my porch under spots of blue skies(!!), stuffing a Dixon melon in my face for lunch, and it finally feels like September is back on track.

South Hills (Montana)
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Two birthday parties today meant eating two cupcakes before noon. Which is I think the kids' version of day drinking?

Currents Aquatics Center
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Girl on the playground: why do you always dress like it's Halloween?
Willa: Because Halloween is awesome. [Thoughtful pause]

Willa: And I'm not boring.
It was the perfect response, though I would have added "you asshole" at the end.


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