Slim Slashie@slimslashie

According to unnamed sources, I'm now officially a 9. 🀣
Get in, we're about to do some 3% shit.
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πŸ•‡I am not ashamed of what Christ did for me.

Huh, imagine that.
Borrowed from @pquincy πŸ‘πŸ»


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Huh. This might be the exact reason she's NOT in jail. It's the only answer that makes sense.
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Stolen from my buddy @nyc.brat ❀️


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Oh man... Missouri y'all got one on the loose.
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🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Ok this shit is funny as hell. Got the wheelchair and everything... Well played. Well played.


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#truth you fucking #fakenews #fakenewz bullshit sites can't figure this out. They were spying on a political opponent. Nixon was vilified and basically would have done to jail if Ford didn't pardon him for FAR LESS. I promise you, if nobama and killary don't end up charged, found guilty and in jail, there are around 10.8 million people that will help me do it for ya. .
President Trump, I respect the hell out of you, so I humbly say this: Your way isn't working. I'll drain your swamp sir. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Just say when. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


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1) Front camera, natural light
2) Rear camera, whatever the heck these curly q lightbulbs are called.
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MY beard is NOT grey. What the heck is going on Samsung? How i'm gonna pick up chics with images like this? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I keed, I keed. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


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This is for my buddy... uh, she changed her name. Standby...
EDIT: @kueen.kassiopeia otherwise known as the savage redskin ❀️


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Then there's this fucking moron...
Maybe back to when police didn't get murdered, women could walk around in Minneapolis and not get raped, muslims and mexicans weren't flooding our boarders... and douchebags like you shut up and made movies.
#done good thing I didn't like any of the shit you call directing.
πŸ–•πŸΌ Fake newz @realronhoward bitch.


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Don't let a hockey player near your $6,000 Gibson acoustic guitar. This might happen...
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Seriously, this was THE WORST FACTORY FRETJOB I'VE EVER SEEN. Thank the Lord I'm talented enough to refret a guitar. πŸ‘πŸ»
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@gibsonguitar no wonder you are going bankrupt.
#shitwork #fretsprout #dayone #geryourshittogetheryoufuckinghacks


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Mood at the moment. Whatever you are thinking, the answer is yes.
EDIT: It was unconstitutional then, and it's UNCONSTITUTIONAL NOW!
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I'm gonna make instagram great again.
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#makeinstagramgreatagain


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@homedepot #homedepot
We gonna have to talk about your dress code...
πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌ fuck it I'm never going to your stores again. .
Stolen from my buddy @wound_care_warrior cause people need to see this.


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@sniffin_flowers this is from August 27, 2016, when during the preseason game he sat on the bench. Those are his words I underlined. It's a quote. This is from NFL.com. He's sitting because he's not going to respect a flag that represents a country that oppresses black people.
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Between us, I love how everytime something goes wrong, it's white people's fault. More than that, I really love how half white people like this jackass and Barry nobama pretend they ARE "the black community." My mixed heritage allows me to say, them niggaz ain't shit.
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Now if you would care to show me where he donates money to veterans charities, I'd be more than interested. πŸ‘πŸ»


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You're gonna love the answer! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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