Slim Slashie@slimslashie

According to unnamed sources, I'm now officially a 9. 🀣
Get in, we're about to do some 3% shit.
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πŸ•‡I am not ashamed of what Christ did for me.

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Slim Slashie

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#tbt that time I looked EXACTLY like the #ghostofsparta #godofwar #howfncoolisthis
BTW God of War is a SWEET game. πŸ‘πŸ»


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Can't remember who I stole this from... but damn these fake reporters are everywhere...
Un-fucking-real.


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He actually deserves credit. I know, I know, but hear me out...
If he wasn't SO shitty as president, Trump wouldn't have felt the need to run. Killary would have won the presidency, and we'd be in a socialist shithole RIGHT NOW. I think those are just facts. So, with a heavy heart, and balls in hand...
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Nobama, THANK YOU. This couldn't have been done without you. Thank you.
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You may go now. πŸ–•πŸΌ
Thank you fuck you bye.
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Image stolen from my friend (and yours!) @captain_kj_cool_cat_buttsavage Slashie approved content, follow her!!!
Comments: pure Slashie πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


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Slim Slashie

TRUTH!!!
Protest!
Speak on it Cap!
Oh wait...
You aren't... .
Stolen from @allgoodthings1234 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


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Here is the not cheating, followed by the other bs.
Including the daughter card.πŸ˜†
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Second one is the crowd booing the winner. So sad...
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This is probably the last thing I'm going to say about this. Serena STILL hasn't apologized for her actions, and I think the Asian girl is on suicide watch somewhere. Over "I don't cheat" BUT YOU DID. LIAR!!! As an athlete, as a fan of sport in its purest form, this makes me want to vomit.
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Serena, if you ever had an ounce of class, you'd apologize and stop bulling this girl.
Ball is in your court.
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πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† she won't. Cheater.


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Just to dump on the first half Pakistani half white president...
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That's it. Good day.


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You'll never know what this picture does to me.
Seventeen years later.
Are we more safe or less safe?
More or less free?
Are we more AMERICA today than we were September 10th, 2001?
I say no. We are not MORE free, more safe, more America.
That is a crushing admission, because it means the terrorists won on September 11, 2001.
God bless you all.
God bless America.
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Volume up...
3rd try...


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WHY? Gonna spy on me more?
What difference does it make if you have my phone number?
WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU WITH MY PHONE NUMBER?
I don't even trust you enough to NOT take my words out of context 1 more time and block my ass. Dafaq is wrong with you?
Bitchez...


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"I'd rather lose than cheat!"
"I don't cheat, I have a daughter!" πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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Huh... CHEATER!!!!!!!!
BUSTED. Your coach dropped dime. Now the question is, how LONG have you been cheating? Besides being genetically a male and playing only females all that...? πŸ˜†


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I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!
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Stolen from @amerikangirlbot πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


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