Mum just told me I’m de goodest of boys dats it I’m done I have achieved all I set out to in life
Life is hard u see, for a boy like me. I feel so mopey all de time, unless all de food in de world be mine.
But you know it’ll never be, for a boy like me, you see. It’s kinda hard being me.
must get every lastbit
“Just when you thought it was over,
When you thought the story was complete,
A knock on the door and you wonder,
Whose are those 4 dainty feet?” A very very big welcome to our final member of the Darren and Phillip family!!! Winnie!!!! @winniethebluestaffy Welcome to our family you beautiful princess! Everybody please go show Winnie some love as she takes over @darrenandphillip all day today!! we love you Wincess! Xxxxxxx
Mum got me a new belly rubbing device hehe hehe omg dis is de best day ever cept for when she stops den it’s de worst day ever
Guyssss!!! Please give a v v v big welcome to @88kncorbett This family will blow you all away with immense cuteness!! U just haz to see them all!! They have taken over @darrenandphillip all day today and they already have some instagram stories on there that will knock you DEAD please go over and give them a huge welcome! @88kncorbett@darrenandphillip
It easy to wake up happy when u had dis smoosher cuddling u all night I just feel so loved u know Darren
Um scuse me waiter is dere black pepper in my tumeric latte? I asked for my avo and eggs deconstructed but I see dey are v v much constructed? Is dere any less mainstream music u can put on in here Kanye is v v hurting my ears fanks.
Welcome to de family PEPPER!!!! @pepper_staffy Everybody Pepper is taking over our @darrenandphillip instagram all day today! Go and follow her day and please make Pepper feel v v v welcome!!!
Please god. Lettuce not be hazing salad again for lunch