Rhonda@the_rhonda

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Rhonda

Wednesday wisdom!!!! Be true to yourself and stay miserable. The week is almost over!!!! #worksucks #wednesdaywisdom#worksuckstoday #coffee #coffeemoment #toronto #officelife #workfromhome #stayinyourjammies #miserylovescoffee #ilovecoffee


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Ummmmm....wtf? If you are inside the house is this door marked as...
1. Doorway to another dimension.
2. Doorway to hell.

3. Open at risk.
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I want to imagine it is a doorway to another rhelm. Also, I once lived in a haunted apartment that had a doorway to hell painted on the bedroom closet. Soooo much weirdness and crazy shit went down in that place.
Thoughts or comments about the door to nowhere?

#badconstruction #toronto #wtf #doorwaytohell #anotherdimension #haunted #whatisthepurposeofthatdoor #doortonowhere #whodecidedtodothat #danforth #thedanny #helpihavefallenandicantgetup #dimension #timetravel #drwho #tardis


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This post is to simply inform you that.....
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CAULIFLOWER IS ON SALE FOR $1.00 PER HEAD AT FOOD BASIC!!!!!!!! HOLY COW!!!!!! We rice it and throw it in the freezer for further use.
I scored 4 of them 😁
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#foodbasic #sale #toronto #ricedcauliflower #cauliflower #food #lovesales #foodisexpensive #ihavenolife #iliveforsales #nomnom


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I know that everyone knows me as a super cool crossfitter, cat-obsessed woman, animal advocate, sushi loving, sometimes chef and a funny gal....but did you know I actually have a day job?
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NO, it is not laying around all day stalking and photographing my cats (if that was a paying gig I would certainly apply). I am a Fascial Stretch Therapist. Sounds all geekie and cool doesn't it? My business instagram account is ...
...." body.align". Pop on over, give it a follow.
I post stretches and information about your body that can be helpful. And for all you cat lovers out there, don't fear, occasionally there are cat pics.
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.#toronto #fascia #stretching #stretchingisgoodforyou #smallbusiness #danforthbusiness #danforththerapist #crossfit #followme #supportlocal #painrelief #thedanny #therapy


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I don't go to Starbucks often, not a fan of their coffee, but when I do and I am the only customer in the store and you STILL need to have my name.....for that kind of annoying behaviour, nothing less than a "Susan" will do.
Next time I am really going to mess with their heads and say "Its Susan, spelled with an L".
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#nothinglessthanasusanwilldo #susan #shitthatsusandoes #starbuckssucks #*$s #ohsusan #whoissusan #susantisimo #susanwithanl #toronto #coffee #coffeelife #saymyname #sususudio #noonelikessusan


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Fletcher the 13lb wrestler taking down tiny 7lb Logan! His classic go-to-move is to sit on his opponent! Little known fact.....Logan loves it and totally kicks his head in whenever she gets a chance. #chicksrule #loganforthewin #fletcher #logan #motivationalmonday #sittingonmysister #adoptdontshop #catsofinstagram #cats #wrestlingmoves #wwf #siblinglove #siblings #wrestlersbeware #wolverine #nationalcatday


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FIP. Feline Infectious Peritonitis. Until 3 weeks ago I had never heard of this virus that strikes only cats under the age of 2. There are 2 forms, wet and dry. Both are horrific and both are terminal in 100% of cats. There is no cure. I think we are grateful that The Butler had the dry version as it gave us a few weeks with him. The wet version only gives you a few days. Our sweet boo passed away this morning, in our bed, with us being with him. The best place to be. We had you since you were 4 days old but we loved you the second you were born. Your crazy love of bags and the need to crawl into any bag. Your hammock was the best place to nap. We adored your crazy meow that sounded like a bingo parlour mama that smokes too much! 1 year and 3 months you were alive, never long enough. We love you, we miss you and for now we are going into radio silence mode as we digest what just happened. The Butler, Butts, Butsy Magoogin, Badaboom and any other name we made up for you. We love you and you are no longer in pain. #thebutler #fip #fipsucks #catsofinstagram #tuxedocatsofinstagram #tuxedocat #cat #adoptdontshop #kittensofinstagram #goodbye #sweetface #gutted


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#tbt #throwbackthursday Exactly one year ago today we got a call from the cat rescue organization that we were volunteer fostering for. Could we take a little 3 month old girl to add to our crazy cat fostering house? All her brothers and sisters were adopted out but no one wanted her. She hissed and growled all the time and no one could pick her up, she hated being touched.
This tiny little thing called Logan arrived. Resting bitch face and all.👹
All the fosters loved her. Butler jumped onto the stairs immediately and licked her ears. OMG she hated it and hissed him down. She growled when she ate, she hissed constantly and would run away whenever you came near her. She was a f*cking miserable kitten.
But eventually after a week,the growling and hissing stopped. After a few months(yes, months) she would stop running away from you. Still, no one would adopt her. Georgie and Matty(now Conen) left but Logan stayed. 😭 We eventually kept her because she started to become the smoochiest cat in the whole wide world! One year later and she is so loving and such a tiny biscuit maker! The moral is, sometimes it takes cats a long time to get to know you and adopt, don't shop.
#catsofinstagram #kittensofinstagram #adoptdontshop #cats #kittens #fosteringsaveslives #logan #tinybutmighty


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I am addicted to these! Only a couple of ingredients, no added sugars.....help me.....can't stop.....need to stop eating.........🍽 #iatethewholebag #conveyorbeltofeating #crossfitmakesmehungry #eating #foodie #snackies #snacks #healthysnacks #torontosnacks #nomnom #tuttibites #tutti


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Omg I love Kimchi! I have made it before, too lazy to make it again so I usually wander over to Cafe Cocoro at Woodbine and Danforth. She makes great almond milk lattes, stellar semolina cake( I can never resist buying a piece) and of course.....spicy, salty kimchi. I don't want to rip off Franks Hot Sauce slogan but......I put that shit on everything! #kimchi #toolazytomakemyown #semolinacake #cafecocoro #thedanny #toronto #lazychef #greatwalker #isitwrongtoeatcakedaily #thedanforth #myhood #indahood #torontoeats #foodie #ilovemyhood #iliketoeat


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